telephony's definitions

douche wagon

Very similar to a butt wagon, though a bit more oriented toward people who deserve a heavier term than butt wagon. A douche wagon can also safely be called a buttsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, a bunghole, etc.

{Seen on a drone flight video posted on YouTube:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your bµñg#Ø£€ to your ṕ€n¡s ♪
♪ Some douche wagon neutralised my socks!!! ♪
{~850ms delay}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

by Telephony January 8, 2021

Twenty Stick-Bent-Stick

The year 2015 (written or typed) as seen from above looks like bent sticks.

{As a daily check-in on a BBS about wheelchairs might look)}:

01-02-15 {or "2015 02 Jan.", or even "January 02, Twenty Stick-Bent-Stick" if you prefer}
Just making my daily check-in from Juneau AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but two bungholes...er...uh...I mean I only have a sodding pair of updates for my website today"...the first concerns my having added a flight video of my Syma Armor F1 Single-Rotor R/C Helicopter (with Li:Poly battery) to a web page made for just that purpose, and the second is...well, what else could it be? An adulterated bag of dry cat food? YAAAAYYY YOU GOT ONE CORRECT!!!

by Telephony December 4, 2014

Collecto

What a Kentucky Fried Chicken employee often calls the Winston Collectramatic; the small pressurised deep fat fryer used for Original Recipe chicken.

Todd, it's your turn to clean the Collecto this time.

by Telephony January 24, 2011

swirlio

What you might call a swirly if you were Beavis of MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head.
FYI a swirly is when you put somebody's head into a toliet and flush -- works best if the shitbowl you use is an aluminum thunderflush or a porcelain version of one.

I am going to give you a swirlio so that I can get rollios for my bunghole!

by Telephony March 31, 2015

I Changed the Garbage

A little jingle sung to the tune of, "I Shot the Sheriff" that I made up back in 2006 or 2007.

♫ I changed the garbage, ♫
♫ And I took out the re-cy-cl-ing! ♫
♫ I changed the garbage, ♫
♫ And I took out the re-cy-cl-ing! ♫

by Telephony September 4, 2015

drone

A UAV (Unmanned Aerial Vehicle); usually with four counterrotating props and frequently sporting a camera for taking aerial photographs and shooting aerial video.

A quadcopter that you can purchase in a store or online is often frequently referred to as a drone even if it requires constant manipulation by a ground-based pilot; a true drone can be completely autonomous and require no intervention by the pilot.

I flew my drone under the Juneau-Douglas bridge but it lost signal and went blub blub blub all the way to the bottom of Gastineau Channel with all of the bowling balls that were lobbed over the side of that bridge in the 1950s and 1960s.

by Telephony January 9, 2021

the little bus

One of those stubby school buses, usually ridden by children with physical and/or mental disabilities and those pupils who have discipline issues and other problems where they are kept away from the "normal" students.
Please see retard bus.

Jimmy has to ride the little bus because he's a retard.

by Telephony June 14, 2015