one-banger

A one-banger is simply slang for a single-engine airplane like a Cessna 182 or a Piper Cub.

{Julio} Hey Jesus, there's a single-engine airplane taking off from the airport over there.
{Jesus} Julio, you mean to say that there's a one-banger headed this way?

by Telephony August 20, 2019

pussy doctor

Plain & simple: a veterinarian; esp. to a cat owner.

Cummon Nikki, let's get you into your carrier. It's time to go and see the pussy doctor!

by Telephony May 20, 2014

carmel

Pron. "\ˈkär-məl\" -- how many people say the word, "caramel".

I'm going to the store to buy some chocolate, carmel, and brown shurger.

by Telephony March 31, 2015

swirlio

What you might call a swirly if you were Beavis of MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head.
FYI a swirly is when you put somebody's head into a toliet and flush -- works best if the shitbowl you use is an aluminum thunderflush or a porcelain version of one.

I am going to give you a swirlio so that I can get rollios for my bunghole!

by Telephony March 31, 2015

faxicide

The deliberate destruction of a facsimile (fax) machine.

Hey!!! Jimbo finally committed first degree faxicide on that stupid fax machine that's always spitting toner at us!!!

by Telephony January 17, 2011

smoked

Hosed down with a gun.

{Joshua}: Hey Chris, didjya hear that Frankie in Seattle got smoked last night?

by Telephony February 08, 2014

sandwitch

(also written as, "sand witch")
Quite literally, a witch who lives in the sand. The sandwitch is most commonly found living 2.4 meters under the sands in the sub-Saharan region of Africa though they may be found in virtually any sandy location such as beaches and golf course bunkers.

Sandwitches don't cast frequent spells; though they are known on occasion to cause cause cats to meow at the moon.

{Drake}: Why is that silly cat looking at the moon and meowing at it?
{Josh}: I dunno. Must be a sandwitch nearby.

by Telephony November 13, 2018