545 definitions by telephony
A male version of a douchebag: a despicable person but one who has not yet reached the status of dickhead or mofo.
by telephony December 12, 2010
An alternate phrase that is simply another way of saying "litterbox".
Called the "plastic cat toliet" because litterboxes are generally made of plastic and they have but one function: a cat pisses & shits into it -- thus making it a toliet for cats.
Called the "plastic cat toliet" because litterboxes are generally made of plastic and they have but one function: a cat pisses & shits into it -- thus making it a toliet for cats.
by telephony December 24, 2011
A timber bell is a fairly large (~1 foot dia.) bell in a tavern or bar that is readily accessible to customers. When the bell is rung, the customer who rang it buys a round for the house.
by telephony May 19, 2021
When referencing a pet, this term stands for Indoor/Outdoor.
That is, a dog or cat that spends as much time outside as it spends inside.
That is, a dog or cat that spends as much time outside as it spends inside.
Candy is our new I/O cat -- she sleeps outside at night but comes in the house to play with our other kitties during the day.
by telephony May 1, 2015
Bananas!
They are sometimes called the telephone fruit because if you hold one like an old-style landline (corded) telephone handset it looks as though you really *ARE* holding a landline handset (aka. a telephone "receiver").
They are sometimes called the telephone fruit because if you hold one like an old-style landline (corded) telephone handset it looks as though you really *ARE* holding a landline handset (aka. a telephone "receiver").
by telephony November 21, 2021
Going to pot, going to hell in a handbasket; a way of saying that a situation or a person's condition is deteriorating extremely rapidly.
Mom's mind is whirling down the shitbowl; she always forgets to take her meds, she lies in bed naked all day, she has poopinary and pissinary incontinence, she won't even get up to get a glass of water.
by telephony May 4, 2019
A phoney-bologna fake medical procedure sometimes mentioned by the evil babysitter Vicki on the TV cartoon, "Fairly Oddparents".
This procedure is where the patient's tonsils are removed along with his/her will to live.
This procedure is where the patient's tonsils are removed along with his/her will to live.
{Timmy}: I have to go get a tonsillectomy today.
{Vicki}: No Timmy, you're getting a triple twerpectomy!!
{Vicki}: No Timmy, you're getting a triple twerpectomy!!
by telephony February 20, 2015