wash

What many people call laundry; e.g. dirty clothes.

Boy am I pooped. I did five loads of wash today.

by Telephony August 15, 2019

teepz

Tablets of drugs (usually of the illicit kind).

{From the BBS door game, "Barneysplat" by Bong Software from 1992}

What would you like to do to Barney?

1: Cram him down the toliet with the toliet brush?
2: Give him some nice Barney acid teepz?
3: Strap him to the biggest loudspeaker at an Anthrax concert?

>>_

by Telephony November 29, 2020

There's Urine in the Sink

A phoney bologna fake, made-up song sung to the tune of, "The Farmer in the Dell".
Usually sung when it is necessary to pass micturition (piss) into a plastic bottle and then discreetly pour it into the sink.

♫ There's urine in the sink, ♫

♫ There's urine in the sink, ♫

♫ Don't piss on the stereo ♫

♫ There's urine in the sink, ♫

by Telephony August 17, 2016

urenated

A common misspelling of the words, "uranated" and, "urinated" -- both words have nothing whatsoever to do with micturition (piss).

{Greg}: John, I'm so fucking urenated at whomever stuffed all those paper towels down our toilets!!!
{John}: Greg, it's urinated, not uranated, urenated, uronated, urunated, or sometimes urynated.

by Telephony January 01, 2015

The Toliet Song

A spoof of, "The Vagina Song" originally written by Willam Belli.
The misspelling of, "toliet" was done intentionally so that it has three syllables; it is pronounced, "toa'LYE-et".

Lyrics to The Toliet Song:

♫ Some of them are warm, Some of them are cold ♫
♫ Some are kind of scary, And this is what they're called ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing..toliet ♫
♫ Some belong to rich folk, They're really clean & bonged ♫
♫ But big or small I flush em'all ♫
♫ That's why I sing my song! ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Toliet! ♫
♫ Some smell really dirty, Like puke & shit and such ♫
♫ Some smell like a Massengill douche 'cause they've been scrubbed too much ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Nothing could be finer than to pee on hard white china, in the morning! ♫

(yes, he needs to be taught how to pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!) :-O

by Telephony November 01, 2015

synthetic washboards

The sound of a washboard being played, but generated solely by computer hardware or software synthesis.
No real washboards are folded, spindled, or mutilated when synthetic washboards are being employed.

The smartphone video game, "Undersea Match & Build" has plenty of synthetic washboards in one piece of its zax.

by Telephony October 20, 2019

fudgepacking

What somebody might call, "packing" for a move when they're forced to move frequently.

{From the side of a MeHaul moving box}:

ME-HAUL BOXES ARE SPECIFICALLY SIZED TO MAKE FUDGEPACKING
AND UNLOADING HARDER FOR THE DON'T-IT-YOURSELF F46607.

by Telephony July 03, 2014