telephony's definitions

pathetic cringing little milksop

Far, far worse than a regular milksop; the pathetic cringing little milksop is not only an unmanly man, he may also be a whining little faggot, a crying sore loser, a truly pussywhipped man, a wholly dickwhipped woman, or other assorted wastoid.

Jake is such a pathetic cringing little milksop it ain't even funny -- the little bitch whines about anything and everything. He is truly an oxygen thief.

by Telephony December 17, 2011

The Shampoo Killer

Somebody who pisses into bottles of shampoo, thus ruining them.

John Grass uranated into bottles of shampoo (thus converting them into shampee) at the Juneau Receiving Home in the very early-1980s, and subsequently earned the nickname "The Shampoo Killer".

by Telephony October 21, 2010

urinehead

Somebody who has enuresis (pisses the bed) well past his or her childhood years.

{Dave; at a jr. high basketball game to his 12 year-old stepbrother}: He wets the bed, urinehead!!!

by Telephony April 9, 2013

5th of July

The day when you walk down the street and see things such as sticks from bottle rockets, and remnants of Roman candles scattered in lawns and in gutters, and the occasional "banana peeled" mailbox that got that way because some asshaberdasher shoved a lighted M80 or M500 illegal firecracker into it the night before.

Hey Jimbo, check out that demolished mailbox!
Must be the 5th of July or something!

by Telephony July 3, 2014

dustcart

UK slang term for a garbage truck..

{From a BBS about scooters and electric wheelchairs}:

Just making my daily check-in from Juneau AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but one bunghole...er...uh...I mean, "I only have a sodding singular update to my website today...it is an update to my Foto(s) del Día" web page with...well, what else could it be? An old mattress with urine & spooge (piss & sperm) stains and with multiple razor-sharp springs sticking out of it set out with the garbage in the owner's hopes that the dustcart would pick it up? NO YOU SILLY GOOSE!!! IT'S A NEW PICTURE!!!

by Telephony May 14, 2014

bogus pisson

Very similar to a peon; some bungsnoipe who is regarded as a nobody -- usually at their place of employ, but in this case the bogus pisson can be at other locations too such as at bars, nightclubs, dance halls, etc.

This phrase came into existance from the Anthrax album "Among the Living" that was released in 1987; specifically in the song "Imitation of Life".

How many times have you heard this today?
Some bogus pisson saying 'Let's do lunch babe!'
For them this bullshit, it's their whole life;
Cut through the bullshit with a knife!

by Telephony December 19, 2011

windometer

Plain and simple: an anemometer.
An anemometer is an instrument used for measuring wind speed.

Winds were clocked with my stupid sodding "rotten cat pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) as being variable to 3.60mph (4.36kph) at the surface.

by Telephony May 25, 2019