teknonutter's definitions

pasting

When someone gets beaten up so badly, they become physically unrecognisable.

If that cunt even so much as looks at my girlfriend, I'll give him a good ol' pasting!

by teknonutter July 10, 2005

bod

Is a fool, a right prick with a massive dose of naivety and no backbone. A person who has no respect for himself and hasn't any respect from others, a doormat.

That Dave's a right fucking bod. He caught his girlfriend giving his best mate a blow-job and getting licked by his brother but he still took her back, what a fucking bod!

by teknonutter July 11, 2005

Jiggery Poker

Is an alternative expression for slap and tickle, sex, shag, a good time, romp, fuck etc

So, did you get some good old 'jiggery poker' last night then?

by teknonutter July 19, 2005

shifterooney

Slang term for unbridled, horny, lusty, toe curling, sweaty, passionate sex.

Fancy a good old shifterooney darling?

That girl deserves a shifterooney, she is so damn fit. Oh how I'd love to give her some right old shifterooney!

by teknonutter July 31, 2005