Definitions by teetiger

shit a waffle 

The act of an extremely fat person defecating, or the result of surprise or fright.

She was so big she could eat hay and "shit a waffle".

Man, when that dude in the movie slashed the guy, I thought I would "shit a waffle"!

shit a waffle by teetiger October 19, 2008

cackler 

A very loud, drawn out fart with the peculiar sound made by flatus vibrating through ass cheeks in a flapping manner.

After eating an entire bowl of baked beans, the fat man ripped a big old "cackler".

cackler by teetiger October 19, 2008

fart harp 

A small machine made of a rubber band, wooden sticks and a spool. The rubber band is put through the spool and the sticks are wound tightly on each end, creating tension. The user then sits on a wooden or metal chair with the fart harp under his butt. At the proper moment the "harper" leans to one side, allowing the fart harp to spin against the hard chair. This creates a loud farting noise.

He was thrown out of class for sounding a "fart harp" in the middle of the lecture.

fart harp by teetiger October 18, 2008

ticklemax 

Forced sexual climax in men and women brought on by subjection to prolonged tickling.

Tied up and helpless, he could only laugh hysterically while his friends tickled him on and on, until finally his straining manhood released in a gushing ticklemax.

ticklemax by teetiger October 16, 2008

ticklephile 

Anyone, including adults and children of both sexes who have an acute interest, or fetish, about tickling or being tickled.

The tickling web site has many various pictures and stories which
are enough to satisfy any ticklephile.

ticklephile by teetiger October 16, 2008

tickle maniac 

Any person, adult or child, who is obsessed with or has a sadistic fetish for tickling others.

He was screaming with laughter because his friend, the tickle maniac, would not stop tickling him.

tickle maniac by teetiger October 16, 2008

tickle top 

The person who tickles, or tickle tortures another with the object of forcing the victim, usually restrained and helpless, to laugh hysterically, cry, scream, urinate, ejaculate and even pass out from prolonged intense tickling. Usually done with consent for erotic sexual gratification, but sometimes used as effective torture of prisoners.

With a sadistic grin the tickle top, using his expert hands, forced his helpless victim to shriek and laugh harder until he brought him to screaming climax.

tickle top by teetiger October 16, 2008