Definitions by teejthedeej

preskog 

when the pres tunes are nortier than ever

“this is one good preskog”

preskog by teejthedeej March 11, 2023

squonker 

When someone has some squeezable place that is just so juicy you wanna squeeze and say “squonk” like a clown horn.

Homie’s ass is so thick from leg day it’s become quite the squonker.

squonker by teejthedeej January 10, 2023

squonka 

When someone looks like a little baby behind the wheel of a large vehicle.
Like a toddler riding in a tonka truck with a squeaker horn.

When you’re sitting in the cab you turn it into a squonka truck. Little baby thing.

squonka by teejthedeej January 10, 2023

squmbus

It’s what thicc bootied curly haired women get called by their boyfriends.

Larissa, squmbus of the loins. A marvelous horse girl, known for her squmbazoidal qualities.

squmbus by teejthedeej January 9, 2023