teej's definitions

dropping the olives

Slang for performing the sexual act of your choice

Pam and I went back to my room, and were dropping the olives all night.

by Teej April 10, 2005

ass water

Tennessee delicacy served in only the finest sit-down establishments. A semi clear, semi-odorless, semi-tasteless drink served over ice.

"can I get ya'll somore ass water

by teej October 16, 2003

mammory

The fond recollection of breast from bygone days. Contraction of mammary and memory.

"Thanks for the mammories!"

by teej October 16, 2003

talking head

1. Television personality typically show only from the shoulders up.
2. Any memeber of the faux punk band Talking Heads
3. Mumbling during the act of cunninlingus.

1. Paula Zahn is nothing but a talking head.
2. Yes, Paula Zahn plays the cello, but she was never in Talking Heads.
3. I would give anything to give Paula Zahn talking head.

by teej October 16, 2003

autoerotica

1. Self-lovin'
2. Sexual relations with an automobile

1. Steve Murphy's Big Book of Autoerotica
2. Steve Murphy died in the act of autoerotica. Too bad he had to use the cigarette lighter socket.

by teej October 16, 2003

tittibah

A Dallas area gentlenmen's club.

Q: "Ya'll wan go to da tittibah?"
A: "Tittibah, Tittibah, tittibah!"

by teej October 16, 2003

spatch

the wet spot created by the act of successful sexual intercourse

"Honey, grab the squeegee and clean up that spatch".

by teej October 16, 2003