ted's definitions

Vanderbilt

That university in Nashville Tennessee. Where everyone wears polo shirts with the collars popped, guys have seersucker shorts and flip flops and girls miniskirts and Ugg boots or flip flops. Where the frats and sororities reign supreme. Where drunkeness is expected. Where your social status as a freshman is determined by whether you live in Branscomb or Kissam. Where there are more rival fans than Vandy fans at football games. Where everyone is too rich and spoiled to give a crap about the world.

Vanderbilt is tres prep.

by Ted May 6, 2005

bang

1.saying a guy having sex with a girl too hard. the whole bed is shaking and stuff.
2. saying a girl is very very hot.
3.hit someone

1.DMX was banging that white girl in never die alone that movie.
2. dude beyonce bangs.
3. im gonna bang the shit out of ya/

by ted August 14, 2004

i think bails suck

a worrd used by the gravity team on there video, you can find this on kazza if you search, bails

hhi, im zac shupwac, and this is blink, and were the gravity team, i think bails suck

by ted November 23, 2003

crackasian

they think they're caucasian, but they're just asians on crack

"Hello!"
"AAHHHHH, it's a crackasian!"

by Ted April 9, 2005

jay cutler

Vanderbilt quarterback who probably will be a top 10 pick in NFL draft. He beat Tennesee for the first time in like 20 years.

Jay Cutler is number 9

by Ted April 17, 2006

fart hammer

the penis of a homosexual male,a fart hammer for hammering farts.

when are you gonna let me stick this fart hammer up your ass!?

by ted July 4, 2004

fatometer

Taken from the latin word 'meter' which means to measure, and the English word 'fat' meaning that jiggly cottage cheese bag around your gut and ass this word describes any kid of scale fat people use.

Alright chunky, get on the fatometer and make sure all of your sagging ankles make it on this time.

by Ted April 18, 2005