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Definitions by ted

Kinhell, a word to use in hurry or in shock. Short for 'fucking hell'
Kinhell Elliot yous dicks small ye
kinhell by Ted July 28, 2004
what would paul think?
wwpt bout DJ and those threads?
wwpt by TED July 18, 2004

cumiahrrea 

the milky doo doo substance that c omes out of the anus after someone one cums in said anus,also known as fagiahrrea.
i came in her trash hole and she had cumiahrrea all night.
cumiahrrea by ted July 6, 2004

fart hammer 

the penis of a homosexual male,a fart hammer for hammering farts.
when are you gonna let me stick this fart hammer up your ass!?
fart hammer by ted July 4, 2004

Dennis Hastert 

The current house speaker (R-Ill). Not previously defined in the Urban Dictionary since he is generally such a quiet and un-noticed political entity. Unlike such prior falmboyant figures as Newt Gingrich and other republican gems who have crashed and burned, he accomplishes approximately as much without being noticed...a rather huge accomplishment in the field of politics.
Dennis who?????
Dennis Hastert by Ted June 13, 2004

pop punk 

1.)Punk as fashion.

2.)A hollow version of the Punk Rock movement that began in the 80s.
i.e. wearing the clothes or singing a vague version of the music without actually understanding, or living it.

3.)A musical genre including the main musical groove to Punk Rock but containing lyrical content typical of a generic Pop song, esp. love songs.

Also called "ponk"
Spiked hair becoming mainstream.

Being different becoming so cool that being different is being the same.

Good Charlotte
pop punk by Ted June 11, 2004

BENZ Wagon 

Man, yo momma got the tight ass BENZ Wagon
BENZ Wagon by Ted May 3, 2004