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Taken from the latin word 'meter' which means to measure, and the English word 'fat' meaning that jiggly cottage cheese bag around your gut and ass this word describes any kid of scale fat people use.
Alright chunky, get on the fatometer and make sure all of your sagging ankles make it on this time.
by Ted April 18, 2005

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The phrase used to Shout out when a woman Bends over at the "Perfect" angle for anal sex.
bingo
mmm,look at gennivive pickin up her shoe's in those jean's... Penetentary Bingo!
by Ted April 06, 2005

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A variation of the cleaveland steamer where one also urinates on his partner.
"I heard the bitch got a cleaveland steamer"
" na dude she got it worse... she got a fuckin steamland cleaver"
by Ted March 05, 2005

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A Mercedes Benz station wagon.
Man, yo momma got the tight ass BENZ Wagon
by Ted May 03, 2004

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to be Jon Maksin.
Hey Maksin, you are so pathetasad. If you wern't so megamaksintarded I'd kick your ass just for the exercise.
by ted December 13, 2003

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short, fat, masculine woman who goes to gym. If you look at her, she says, "OOOIII, YOU LOOKING AT ME(points to herself) I WILL KICK YOUR AARRRRSE!!!
Fuck this.
by ted November 12, 2003

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A fiendish game of networking involving many a sloot and trout.
"Do you want to have a pipe at my place tonight, Ian?"
"Sorry Ted, I've got to go out and engage in some Euro Equity"
by Ted September 02, 2003

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