wwpt

what would paul think?

wwpt bout DJ and those threads?

by TED July 18, 2004

spew rag

Important safety device required when ingesting mouth mixers since overflows frequently result in explosive eruptions. Usually an old dishrag or t-shirt of dubious cleanliness hung on a nail within easy reach.

Dude, you shouldn't have given her that tequilla and root beer mouth mixer! We're going to need a new spew rag.

by ted December 08, 2004

fart hammer

the penis of a homosexual male,a fart hammer for hammering farts.

when are you gonna let me stick this fart hammer up your ass!?

by ted July 04, 2004

jay cutler

Vanderbilt quarterback who probably will be a top 10 pick in NFL draft. He beat Tennesee for the first time in like 20 years.

Jay Cutler is number 9

by Ted April 17, 2006

ramz

Some Phaaaaat Assssss rims

Yo homey G Mack-a-daddy pop, i got me some 400 inch raaaaaamz!

by ted November 26, 2004

yu wang

A fat ugly beast who squirts and is uptight about everything. Uses baby talk to communicate desires. Created from pure evil and can only be destroyed in an icy tundra. Often referred to simply as "The Wang."

Yu Wang is sucks.
The Wang sucks grits.

by ted January 21, 2004

crackasian

they think they're caucasian, but they're just asians on crack

"Hello!"
"AAHHHHH, it's a crackasian!"

by Ted April 09, 2005