techn1ciaN's definitions
It's total creep and beep on the 101 right now.
I took the train because I didn't feel like doing the creep and beep on I-95.
I took the train because I didn't feel like doing the creep and beep on I-95.
by techn1ciaN December 16, 2022
Get the creep and beepmug. Humorous nickname for Harbor Freight Tools, because most of what they sell is destined to break or otherwise fail if you actually use it
Went to Hazard Fraught for a socket wrench since I only need it to last through the end of the month
by techn1ciaN May 13, 2021
Get the hazard fraughtmug. A very convincing political victory; an election that is not competitive. Derives from Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad, who rigs his national "elections" to give himself 90+% of the vote.
"My state senator sucks but she always gets Assad margins in the general because the district is so blue."
by techn1ciaN December 31, 2022
Get the Assad marginsmug. The state of taking out a loan to buy something, and that thing then losing enough value that it becomes worth less than what you owe on the loan. Common with new cars and also happens with homes.
My mom was underwater on her house for almost a decade after the housing market went tits up in '08.
by techn1ciaN April 7, 2021
Get the underwatermug. Offensive term for a lesbian from San Francisco. Used in a derogatory manner or to make unfavorable comparisons.
Popularized by Snoop Dogg but actually used first in a rap by Too $hort, on the song CussWords from his 1987 album Life Is ... Too Short.
Popularized by Snoop Dogg but actually used first in a rap by Too $hort, on the song CussWords from his 1987 album Life Is ... Too Short.
by techn1ciaN October 16, 2021
Get the Frisco dykemug. The car of choice for broke hipsters on the American west coast. Rides like a lifted Ford Ranger and has fuckall creature comforts or performance, but is notorious for reliability and can do 300-400k on one engine with good upkeep. Stupidly boxy styling. Comes in wagon, sedan and coupe variants (in order of desirability).
by techn1ciaN August 22, 2018
Get the volvo 240mug. A deer ass taxidermied to look like a wolf with inbreeding. Bought for laughs or given as a gag gift.
by techn1ciaN September 2, 2018
Get the Utah werewolfmug.