cornholing

the official activity of jails and prison showers

YO!!!, stop cornholing me. FAGGOT

by tatomuck1 March 27, 2009

boiled egg

An extremely nasty stinky fart. A fart so bad, it resembles boiled eggs in smell

EWWW, something stinks, did you lay a boiled egg?

by tatomuck1 December 15, 2008

Shiti Field

The new ballpark for the Mets. Since the old one was a filthy stinking sewage dump (Shea Stadium) the new Shiti Field wont be much better, especially compared to the new Yankee Stadium.

Shiti Field looks like shit. It probably will smell like a sewer since its built on a landfill in Flushing right next to where Shea was.

by tatomuck1 March 27, 2009

prison

THE GAY MANS PARADISE AND THE STRAIGHT MANS TORTURE CHAMBER.

Think about it. If your there, your segregated from any contact from any women all the time. If your there and your a man, you have to deal with other men raping and taking advantage of you. If your there and your "gay" it would be a wonderful place. Inmates there have to have screw with other men that are bitches and could "pretend" its another female because thats all they can do to help their sexual needs. Could you imagine going to prison and all the other inmates are women taking sexual advantage of you while you get enjoy it just because your straight. Think about how frustrated the "straight" men are there. Thats why prison is the gay mans paradise.

Bubba went into prison straight while they turned him into a woman.

by tatomuck1 March 28, 2009

fat wallet

having a lot of money

Bill Gates has a "fat wallet"

by tatomuck1 December 16, 2008

acid

another word for semen or cum

i saw Mikey jacking off and acid shot out of his dick.

by tatomuck1 March 02, 2009

abc order

a shorter, more easy way of saying alphabetical order. Usually said to illiterate people who dont know big words or their meaning.

Write these words in abc order

by tatomuck1 December 17, 2008