His golf ball appears to be buried in very deep pine straw. Certainly, a spot of bother, at the least!
by talk2me-JCH2 April 03, 2021

Rick James said he was in love with *Mary Jane. I think you could believe that! He wasn't the only one either.
by talk2me-JCH2 September 09, 2023

Mom always throws salt over her shoulder when cooking, but swears she's not superstitious. She is at least stitious because i've see her do it all my life.
by talk2me-JCH2 May 29, 2022

Extremely small penis caused by excessive fat in the pubic/groin area. Penis can shrink back into the scrotum and totally disappear, like a turtle's head.
Since I've put on all this weight I've developed a turtle's head dick! Every time I look down at it the head sucks back into my scotum. Poof! Out of sight!
by talk2me-JCH2 February 24, 2021

by talk2me-JCH2 June 03, 2022

by talk2me-JCH2 October 07, 2022

A buddy of mine has decided, at the ripe age of 28, to get his banana "peeled". Ouch! He can no longer take the pain of his knobby being lynched everytime he has an erection! Ouch! again.
by talk2me-JCH2 August 02, 2021
