pissivity

A person's level of anger.

The more she jaws at me the higher my pissivity gauge rises! I'm afraid it will explode one day!!!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 06, 2022

take the mickey

take a piss, go to the john

Excuse me, but I need to take the mickey! I'll be right back!

by talk2me-JCH2 October 07, 2023

Carburetor

Slang for the human heart.

"My biggest fear is who will run my business when my carburetor conks out."

by talk2me-JCH2 January 15, 2021

a wild hair up my butt

A sarcastic way of saying/admitting that you made a mistake, or did something stupid/ irresponsible.

Homeowner: "I didn't ask for that! I'm not paying for it!"
Carpenter: "I'm sorry mam, i thought it would be a nice touch. Guess I had a wild hair up my butt on that!"

by talk2me-JCH2 April 18, 2021

dung pudding

Just about anything real or imagined that's a crock of shit!

The classic recipe for dung pudding starts with a crockpot full of shit.

by talk2me-JCH2 August 12, 2023

fast up, fast down

WHAT? WTF (This saying makes no sense!)

The bozo who coined: "fast up, fast down" must have meant: "what goes up, must come down". Uh, maybe?

by talk2me-JCH2 April 25, 2021

a humbug

A cheat; a fraud; a quack; a scammer

I wouldn't buy a used car from that dealership. He has a reputation for being a humbug! BBB gives him a VERY low rating.

by talk2me-JCH2 March 28, 2021