got papers

proof of ownership; marriage license

I don't want to go home baby, but you know my divorce is snagging. My wife still got papers on me.

by talk2me-JCH2 May 29, 2022

Porch Thumper

Traditional American flat-top guitar played on country porches after supper.

Man, that guitar sounds good! Reminds me of an authentic Appalachian Porch Thumper! Damn, its making me homesick! Bourbon anyone?

by talk2me-JCH2 May 19, 2022

Chuckle House

Comedy Club.

T. Davidson is this weekend's headliner at the Chuckle House in Congress Heights!

by talk2me-JCH2 June 22, 2023

U.S. Dismay

The State of the Union - U.S.A. - January 6, 2021.

The protesters vandalized, and ransacked their own Capital buildiing shouting "USA, USA"! USA? The reaction they got was U.S. Dismay.

by talk2me-JCH2 February 04, 2021

a runoff

A newly 'exed' who is passed on to your girls; a rebound

Your new boyfriend is my ex...a runoff. Don't say I never gave you anything. You're welcome.

by talk2me-JCH2 September 04, 2022

EP

Enormous Penis

My boyfriend is scrawny, at maybe 130 lbs. soaking wet, but he has an EP! Do not judge the book by it's cover!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 06, 2022

head-over-heels

In disorderly haste; really confused or disordered; ass backward

The test result turned my orderly life head-over-heels.

by talk2me-JCH2 December 02, 2022