talk2me-JCH2's definitions

Dirty Oral

Sucking a penis that has just been pulled from an asshole. It most likely had been in the suckee's asshole, but might have been pulled from someone else's asshole.

Many people enjoy Dirty Oral and disagree with those who turn their noses up at the sex act. Like anything else, it depends on a person's taste.

by talk2me-JCH2 May 8, 2021

Smack Oscar

A special Academy Awards trophy given to the dumbest physical assault EVER witnessed on national/worldwide television!

"And this year's 'Smack Oscar' goes to (drum roll)........WILL SMACKUM"!!!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 9, 2022

close the store for you

I'll buy you anything you want. Money is not an object!; boastful flaunting

Tomorrow at Noon, we're going to Victoria's, and you can have whatever you want! I've called ahead and requested they close the store for you!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 20, 2021

cotch

chill; relax; take a load off.

All I want to do now is fix a cup of English Breakfast and cotch. What a day!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 14, 2022

Bangtails

Race horses

Look at that magnificent horse! I'm betting he will leave those other bangtails standing still.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 25, 2022

armored heifer

canned milk

If you take cream with your coffee, there is armored heifer in the pantry.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 18, 2022

sharps

Medical needles; syringes

Always dispose of used sharps in a proper hazard container.

by talk2me-JCH2 February 21, 2021