talk2me-JCH2's definitions

Middle of the Mall

Referring to the cheap merchandise sold by vendors who rent temporary booths/carts in the center of the Mall.

Dude, don't try to impress me with that "Middle of the Mall" jewelry! Your skin already turning green!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 2, 2021

hoejob

A blowjob from a prostitute/hoe.

While walking to the subway late one night, I passed a car parked at the curb and a hooker was giving a hoejob to her customer. They were oblivious to me watching. True story!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 19, 2024

number catcher

Slang for diaper. Worn by adults as well as enfants.

A Depends "number catcher"...for Gramps. A Huggies "number catcher"...for the baby. This will be a 5 hour trip, and they both are going to have an unavoidable #1 at some point. The baby is good for a #2 as well.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 22, 2021

kissing your teeth

A quick sucking of air through the teeth that sounds like a kiss. A way of expressing annoyance, or as if to say: "You've got to be kidding"!

I'm not telling you again! Clean up your room or stay home tonight! And don't be kissing your teeth at me either. I'm in no mood for your BS!

by talk2me-JCH2 June 19, 2023

MAGATS

Make America Great Again Trump Supporters

It's true, he really could shoot somebody on 5th Avenue and the MAGATS would still vote for him!

by talk2me-JCH2 September 18, 2023

ay fon

The most ridiculous way to spell iphone.

The new ay fon 3 is coming out Tuesday. Did you know?

by talk2me-JCH2 February 18, 2022

jonin

To make jokes and insults towards another perso, especially towards their mama; freestle battles

Bob was a master at jonin. I've seen him put down older teens, even making a senior so mad he cried and wanted to fight Bob! 😂

by talk2me-JCH2 December 2, 2022