takethathill's definitions

cindy sheehan

An old woman with no job and a very limited education, so she decides to get a little press by protesting George W. Bush & the war on terrorism. Some think she is a double agent secretly working for the republicans. It appears to be another brilliant plan devised by that devious Carl Rowe. If this is true, its working like a charm. Only 5 members of congress voted to pull out of Iraq when they had the opportunity.

Cindy Sheehan is now in Texas camping out with Randy Rhodes they had a bonding experience.

by takethathill August 20, 2006

Randy Rhodes

Randy Rhodes is a radio talk show host on Air America. She has very liberal points of view. She is kinda cute. The problem is no one can listen to her anger for any more than about 5 minutes. She has huge anger management issues.

Last I heard Randy Rhodes was still on Air America.
Air America appears to be in big trouble.

by takethathill August 20, 2006

towel lifting

Towel lifting is when you pull a turban off of a muslims head, and run with it.

"Hey dude lets do some towel lifting today."
"great idea, but be careful we don't wanta get one with a hand gernade in it"
"yeah"

by takethathill August 19, 2006

seventh son

One of the best songs of the greatest hard rock group ever. iron maiden

Seventh son of the seventh Son is one of iron maiden best ever.

by takethathill August 18, 2006

fifth column

Fifth column is a group of people invading a country in a stealthy way. If everything goes well in a period of time the numbers outweigh the native people then the fifth column rise up and and take over the territory or country.
Fifth column examples: Muslims into England, Spain & France. Mexicans into the United States, California, Texas & New Mexico. Fall of the Roman Empire.

Mexicans are the fifth column.

by takethathill August 22, 2006

osama

A tall about 6 ft 5 inches, arab that lives in a cave somewhere in the middle east. Osama is a mastermind plotting the downfall of western civilization. Unfortunately for him, hes holed up in a cave somewhere with no communications and failing health. He is 44 years old but looks to be at least 78 years old, the terroristism business is not an easy life. Osama is a muslim. Muslims don't like the way westerns live, they would prefer that the whole world prayed 5 times a day to their so called god. And smoke dope the rest of the time.

1st Arab: "Osama how do you like living in a cave and sucking on rocks for nurishment"?
Osama : "other than losing 75 pounds its not so bad, I needed to slim down some"
1st arab: "do you still hate Christians & Jews"?
Osama: "who cares about Christians & Jews? I just want to get out of this cave, and find some hot muslim women, and ride my camel again".

by takethathill August 19, 2006