Definitions by takethathill

osama 

A tall about 6 ft 5 inches, arab that lives in a cave somewhere in the middle east. Osama is a mastermind plotting the downfall of western civilization. Unfortunately for him, hes holed up in a cave somewhere with no communications and failing health. He is 44 years old but looks to be at least 78 years old, the terroristism business is not an easy life. Osama is a muslim. Muslims don't like the way westerns live, they would prefer that the whole world prayed 5 times a day to their so called god. And smoke dope the rest of the time.

1st Arab: "Osama how do you like living in a cave and sucking on rocks for nurishment"?
Osama : "other than losing 75 pounds its not so bad, I needed to slim down some"
1st arab: "do you still hate Christians & Jews"?
Osama: "who cares about Christians & Jews? I just want to get out of this cave, and find some hot muslim women, and ride my camel again".

osama by takethathill August 19, 2006

towel lifting 

Towel lifting is when you pull a turban off of a muslims head, and run with it.

"Hey dude lets do some towel lifting today."
"great idea, but be careful we don't wanta get one with a hand gernade in it"
"yeah"

towel lifting by takethathill August 19, 2006

rain forest 

Formerly called Jungles, but the PC crowd (liberals) decided Jungles was a bad word. Brings to mind black people running around naked swinging through trees. Rain forest on the other hand makes us think of tall magnificent trees, beautiful flowers and friendly animals.

Lets go for a walk in the rain forest.
This sux, the bugs are eating me up in this rain forest.
Tarzin don't live in the Jungle, you fool, he lives in the the rain forest.
I liked the Jungle better, it rains all the time in this rain forest.
I live in the Urban rain forest right next to the KFC.

rain forest by takethathill August 18, 2006

seventh son 

One of the best songs of the greatest hard rock group ever. iron maiden

Seventh son of the seventh Son is one of iron maiden best ever.

seventh son by takethathill August 18, 2006

al gore 

Al Gore is Egores younger brother.

Al Gore Invented the internet so he claims, actually it was his brother E-gore that invented the internet.

al gore by takethathill August 18, 2006

draft dodger

A person that is brainwashed by his/her College Professors into leaving the USA and moving to Canada to avoid military service.

Rodney left the country and moved to Canada to avoid the Viet Nam war. Rodney has been in Canada for the past 35 years and can not come back to the USA because he is a draft dodger and will be arrested. The Professor is still at the same College working against the USA.

draft dodger by takethathill August 13, 2006