A really fucking sexy black pornstar. She's hot as fuck. Amazing ass and titties. plus shes cool as fuck which is rare. I wish I could fuck her but my cock is the shaped like an egg.
she has beautiful tattooed on one ass cheek and blessed tattooed on the other. which is true.
she has beautiful tattooed on one ass cheek and blessed tattooed on the other. which is true.
dude 1: i jerked off to Sarah Banks for 5 hours last night on adderall
dude 2: you know your never gonna fuck her right, your cock is shaped like an egg.
dude 1: god fucking damn it
dude 2: you know your never gonna fuck her right, your cock is shaped like an egg.
dude 1: god fucking damn it
by swerty gert February 09, 2019
Thuntage is the process of a Thunder Cunt acting horrible, shitty, cunty, and generally killable. Usually can be found at the local mcdonalds screaming at the top of her lungs about her burger not having the 17 extra patties she ordered, or at a feminist nonbinary transgender, lgbtq+ person of color rally screaming that big is beautiful.
John: Why were you so happy last night when you got home dude?
Jimmy: I saw this fat cunt with major thuntage get roundhouse kicked in the face by a muslim cop
Bill: Dope, lets smoke a blunt.
Jimmy: I saw this fat cunt with major thuntage get roundhouse kicked in the face by a muslim cop
Bill: Dope, lets smoke a blunt.
by swerty gert February 09, 2019
pretty much the worst thing you can be called. often used on posers, and people who think theyre sick but really their fagstyle. derived from a seat cover, literally means the style of a fag. anyone else can fuck off.
matty: hey that new scooter you got is dope, can i ride it????
jaquan: yeah dude just dont go over 15mph, it will break, and the pink star wars stickers will fall off.
Jack: look at those kids on that fagstyle scooter over there. lets go beat their asses.
Billy the kid: alright dude first im gonna take this roxi.
jaquan: yeah dude just dont go over 15mph, it will break, and the pink star wars stickers will fall off.
Jack: look at those kids on that fagstyle scooter over there. lets go beat their asses.
Billy the kid: alright dude first im gonna take this roxi.
by swerty gert February 09, 2019
When you walk by a girl who has a great ass OR if a girl shows you her amazingly sized and shaped ass, and you are feeling quite enthusiastic, then you may raise your hand to your forehead and give the ass a salute. It is one of the most respectful gestures you can make toward a woman
Jimmy: Yo did you see Alexis' ass last night
Billy the kid: Yeah she showed me and I gave her an Ass Salutation. Then she showed me her puss
Jimmy: What the FUCK!!!!! She only shows that to guys that she wants to fuck
Billy the kid: I smashed. She has a huge clit dont worry. It would never fit your egg shaped cock!
Billy the kid: Yeah she showed me and I gave her an Ass Salutation. Then she showed me her puss
Jimmy: What the FUCK!!!!! She only shows that to guys that she wants to fuck
Billy the kid: I smashed. She has a huge clit dont worry. It would never fit your egg shaped cock!
by swerty gert February 11, 2019
responsible tax paying mother: fuck my back hurts im gonna take a percocet
spoiled transgender child who has never worked a day in their life: mOm dOnT tAkE oPoAdZ, iTs LITERALLY HORTLOR!!!!!!!!111
spoiled transgender child who has never worked a day in their life: mOm dOnT tAkE oPoAdZ, iTs LITERALLY HORTLOR!!!!!!!!111
by swerty gert February 09, 2019
cheelz are chill pills. aka Etizolam which is a thienodiazepine. cheelz are sold at the haven, which is a smoke shop.
biker: hey bro call up the haven and see if they got cheelz
xan kid: I just talked to em they do
biker: ight lets fly out there.
at the haven: hey you got cheelz
cheelz girl: no we just ran out
xan kid: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
xan kid: I just talked to em they do
biker: ight lets fly out there.
at the haven: hey you got cheelz
cheelz girl: no we just ran out
xan kid: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
by swerty gert February 09, 2019
A smoke shop that sells cheelz also known as chills, or chill pills. made of etizolam the pink ones are better than the whites. literally a haven since it can save you from feeling like shit all the time. see: still gonna bend it
dude 1: hey man where did you get these sick chill pills?
dude 2: the haven in leslie, they always have em
dude 1: still gonna bend it
dude 2: the haven in leslie, they always have em
dude 1: still gonna bend it
by swerty gert February 09, 2019