Definitions by swerty gert
cuntbathing
Where a woman ties her legs behind her head and then dives from a Olympic diving board cunt first into the water, causing a loud splash on impact as her vagina slaps the water
It was cloudy outside on Tuesday, so instead of going sunbathing, Olivia went Cuntbathing until she couldn’t walk
cuntbathing by swerty gert September 11, 2023
Ass Salutation
When you walk by a girl who has a great ass OR if a girl shows you her amazingly sized and shaped ass, and you are feeling quite enthusiastic, then you may raise your hand to your forehead and give the ass a salute. It is one of the most respectful gestures you can make toward a woman
Jimmy: Yo did you see Alexis' ass last night
Billy the kid: Yeah she showed me and I gave her an Ass Salutation. Then she showed me her puss
Jimmy: What the FUCK!!!!! She only shows that to guys that she wants to fuck
Billy the kid: I smashed. She has a huge clit dont worry. It would never fit your egg shaped cock!
Billy the kid: Yeah she showed me and I gave her an Ass Salutation. Then she showed me her puss
Jimmy: What the FUCK!!!!! She only shows that to guys that she wants to fuck
Billy the kid: I smashed. She has a huge clit dont worry. It would never fit your egg shaped cock!
Ass Salutation by swerty gert February 11, 2019
Lil Cunt
The most famous Autistic rapper to ever do it. Specifically he has Assburgers. He elevates the game of autists everywhere, making it possible for them to pull hoes worldwide. A hero. His favorite character is Sonic the Hedgehog, he loves Naruto running, and he plays with megabloks all day long. Hes rich as fuck, his mom bought him a Ferrari he cant drive because she felt bad, and he has 30 girls at his house every day.
Sample verse:
Lil Cunt boss, finna get richer, i fuck a bitch, then i fuck your sister, Pull up in a rari, autistic as shit, naruto run the school, how lil cunt pulls the bitch, I jerk off to sonic OOH! Naruto run my whole high school, pop on a xan and a bitch wants to fuck, when I was born doctor told my mom good luck! Pull up in a new lambo coupe, my mom bought it for me feels bad i have no friends in school
I got megablox all in my drawers, sit in the autism doctors waiting room sucking megabloks like whores, Damn I cant play no legos ooh, I jerked off to sonic right in school, ayy kids in school think im so cool, lil cunt got the bitches in the pool, damn lil cunt get some ass, lil cunt naruto runs thru the grass, AYY my mom told me never smoke weed, It interferes with the medicine I need, my mom mixes me dirty sprite yeah, antipsychotics and moodstabilizers make me bright ooh!
Lil Cunt boss, finna get richer, i fuck a bitch, then i fuck your sister, Pull up in a rari, autistic as shit, naruto run the school, how lil cunt pulls the bitch, I jerk off to sonic OOH! Naruto run my whole high school, pop on a xan and a bitch wants to fuck, when I was born doctor told my mom good luck! Pull up in a new lambo coupe, my mom bought it for me feels bad i have no friends in school
I got megablox all in my drawers, sit in the autism doctors waiting room sucking megabloks like whores, Damn I cant play no legos ooh, I jerked off to sonic right in school, ayy kids in school think im so cool, lil cunt got the bitches in the pool, damn lil cunt get some ass, lil cunt naruto runs thru the grass, AYY my mom told me never smoke weed, It interferes with the medicine I need, my mom mixes me dirty sprite yeah, antipsychotics and moodstabilizers make me bright ooh!
Lil Cunt by swerty gert February 11, 2019
thuntage
Thuntage is the process of a Thunder Cunt acting horrible, shitty, cunty, and generally killable. Usually can be found at the local mcdonalds screaming at the top of her lungs about her burger not having the 17 extra patties she ordered, or at a feminist nonbinary transgender, lgbtq+ person of color rally screaming that big is beautiful.
John: Why were you so happy last night when you got home dude?
Jimmy: I saw this fat cunt with major thuntage get roundhouse kicked in the face by a muslim cop
Bill: Dope, lets smoke a blunt.
Jimmy: I saw this fat cunt with major thuntage get roundhouse kicked in the face by a muslim cop
Bill: Dope, lets smoke a blunt.
thuntage by swerty gert February 9, 2019
still gonna bend it
when your trying to stop taking xanax or other benzodiazepines but you say fuck it and take some more anyway. Usually results in a really good time, threesomes with two sluts, and doing crazy shit involving alcohol and motorcycles and smoking amphetamines.
typical pussy: hey dude wanna come to the AA meeting with us tonight, were gonna smoke cigarettes and all try to pull the meth head girl
badass: hahaha nah sounds fagstyle, still gonna bend it.
later in the night
slut1 & 2 hey we saw hit that huge gap, wanna hit our gaps?
badass kid: fuck yea lets go, still gonna bend it.
badass: hahaha nah sounds fagstyle, still gonna bend it.
later in the night
slut1 & 2 hey we saw hit that huge gap, wanna hit our gaps?
badass kid: fuck yea lets go, still gonna bend it.
still gonna bend it by swerty gert February 9, 2019
fagstyle
pretty much the worst thing you can be called. often used on posers, and people who think theyre sick but really their fagstyle. derived from a seat cover, literally means the style of a fag. anyone else can fuck off.
matty: hey that new scooter you got is dope, can i ride it????
jaquan: yeah dude just dont go over 15mph, it will break, and the pink star wars stickers will fall off.
Jack: look at those kids on that fagstyle scooter over there. lets go beat their asses.
Billy the kid: alright dude first im gonna take this roxi.
jaquan: yeah dude just dont go over 15mph, it will break, and the pink star wars stickers will fall off.
Jack: look at those kids on that fagstyle scooter over there. lets go beat their asses.
Billy the kid: alright dude first im gonna take this roxi.
fagstyle by swerty gert February 9, 2019