sux0r's definitions

Jehovah's Witnesses

The reason why Rottweilers were sent to Earth.

Pepperspray works too...

by sux0r October 13, 2003

Purple Moose

A concoction containing extremely potent hash that has been sprayed with crushed up Zanax pills, or some other form of prescription tranquilizer. It is rumored that if ingested, smoked, injected or anally inserted in large quantities, one shall see "The Purple Moose."

Michael Cole Mussina

by sux0r September 6, 2003

chuckers

A pair of half-boots: Boots that do not have cuffs. Ones that you will chuck away shortly after a snowfall.

After careful consideration, the man decided NOT to chuck away his Timberland chuckers because the $120 dollar price-tag haunted him.

by sux0r September 24, 2003

Central Dogma of Biology

DNA --> RNA --> Protein

by sux0r October 13, 2003

fizzle

the bubbling of a carbonated drink

soda can

by sux0r June 10, 2006

Oscar the Grouch

Should you be so fortunate as to be hitting a girl from behind, you may wish as to consider the most incredible (and rewarding) sexual positions ever concocted.

The Oscar the Grouch is amazing, yet incredibly simple. While pummeling the lucky candidate (from behind naturally) she sticks her head inside of a garbage can... Preferably containing GARBAGE with at least 1 rotten banana peel.

Just when Fhqwhgads thought she had seen it all, she was given an Oscar the Grouch... Yikes!!!

by sux0r September 6, 2003

bubonic plague

A contagious, often fatal epidemic disease which lolwtfpwnd a third of the world's population. The bubonic plague is caused by the bacterium Yersinia pestis, transmitted from person to person or by the bite of fleas from an infected host, especially a rat, and characterized by chills, fever, vomiting, bloody semen, diarrhea, and the formation of buboes.

Me: I have the bubonic plague. My lymph nodes R hurt.
Onlooker: You are lolwtfpwnd.

by sux0r May 11, 2006