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The single biggest travesty the world has ever seen. Most of the flaws lie in the police stations, full of corrupt officers that became cops because they got beat up in school or they wanted to feel special. They ultimately do more harm than good making plenty of stupid and unnecessary arrests that are based on "facts" that are mostly made up. Often have some bias involved. Then it all gets passed through the courts which aren't much better. Most judges see how bullshit the entire case is and want to dismiss it, but they have to cover the dumbfuck cop's ass so they proceed as thought the case were valid. In the end, a mostly innocent person gets a punishment they didn't deserve and the cop keeps collecting a paycheck they don't deserve. It has ruined countless lives because of bullshit charges.
An example of the U.S. Judicial System in action, The following is a true story.
One day at a Jefferson county middle school a fairly large boy tried to joke around with another one by acting as though he were to sit on him. The puny little boy had some serious anger issues and started kicking the larger boy in the stomach as hard as he could. When he finally stopped the larger boy sat down next to the smaller boy. a few minutes later, for no reason the small boy started kicking him again. This happened several times until class let out. when the larger boy stood up he was in a lot of pain and kicked the smaller boy once. Then the small boy shoved him and it wsas the final straw the large boy shoved him once and he flew across the room. The school called the police and after a few interviews with the amazingly bad cop manipulating everything said guess who was charged with what? It was the larger boy, who took a considerable beating and only struck the other boy twice. He was charged with THIRD DEGREE ASSAULT FOR SHOVING SOMEONE ONE IN SELF-DEFENSE. I think this proves how bad the judicial system is.
One day at a Jefferson county middle school a fairly large boy tried to joke around with another one by acting as though he were to sit on him. The puny little boy had some serious anger issues and started kicking the larger boy in the stomach as hard as he could. When he finally stopped the larger boy sat down next to the smaller boy. a few minutes later, for no reason the small boy started kicking him again. This happened several times until class let out. when the larger boy stood up he was in a lot of pain and kicked the smaller boy once. Then the small boy shoved him and it wsas the final straw the large boy shoved him once and he flew across the room. The school called the police and after a few interviews with the amazingly bad cop manipulating everything said guess who was charged with what? It was the larger boy, who took a considerable beating and only struck the other boy twice. He was charged with THIRD DEGREE ASSAULT FOR SHOVING SOMEONE ONE IN SELF-DEFENSE. I think this proves how bad the judicial system is.
by superninjapenguin December 14, 2008
Get the U.S. judicial systemmug. 1. The man who carried out the oklahoma state federal building bombings on April 19,1995 claiming 168 lives.
2. A person who is not that stable and has a huge amount of weapons and explosives and who is racist, very rare but definitely out there.
2. A person who is not that stable and has a huge amount of weapons and explosives and who is racist, very rare but definitely out there.
1. timothy opened our eyes to the fact that not every terrorist is foreign
2. "Man that guy is a total timothy mcveigh better stay away from him"
2. "Man that guy is a total timothy mcveigh better stay away from him"
by superninjapenguin February 13, 2007
Get the timothy mcveighmug. A pathetic excuse for music, rap isn't real music to begin with, the simple fact is that rap is poetry set to a beat. Original rap wasn't so bad. It dealt with many different issues and was worth listening to. But recently this rap has been taken over by shit also known a "gangsta rap." Really all that it talks about is how that rapper " went tru da hood an' shot da cops" now really why cant they pronounce anything right? do they think it's cool or something to sound like a retard and say "da" instead of "the"? Even if you ignore the horrible "music" the sub culture of it is really sickening. Fans walk around looking like either criminals or like retards with too much jewelry. They can't even talk, it's like they had to try and sound unique so they came up with stupid sounding words like shizzle,and yo and stupid phrases like "in da hizzy" really they just look and sound like a bunch of fucking idiots.
Guide to making a rap song
Step 1: Either record some random beat by spitting into your hands and looking like a dumbass, or pay someone else to do it.
Step 2: Write some words that rhyme and tell a story about how you did something illegal. If you can't come up with a real rhyming word just make one up.(That's how shizzle came to be)
Step 3: Record yourself saying the words in step with the beat.
Step 4: Send it to a record company, if they like it they will ask yout o make a few more that sound exactly like it.
Step 1: Either record some random beat by spitting into your hands and looking like a dumbass, or pay someone else to do it.
Step 2: Write some words that rhyme and tell a story about how you did something illegal. If you can't come up with a real rhyming word just make one up.(That's how shizzle came to be)
Step 3: Record yourself saying the words in step with the beat.
Step 4: Send it to a record company, if they like it they will ask yout o make a few more that sound exactly like it.
by superninjapenguin December 14, 2008
Get the rapmug. A pathetic excuse for music, rap isn't real music to begin with, the simple fact is that rap is poetry set to a beat. Original rap wasn't so bad. It dealt with many different issues and was worth listening to. But recently this rap has been taken over by shit also known a "gangsta rap." Really all that it talks about is how that rapper " went tru da hood an' shot da cops" now really why cant they pronounce anything right? do they think it's cool or something to sound like a retard and say "da" instead of "the"? Even if you ignore the horrible "music" the sub culture of it is really sickening. Fans walk around looking like either criminals or like retards with too much jewelry. They can't even talk, it's like they had to try and sound unique so they came up with stupid sounding words like shizzle,and yo and stupid phrases like "in da hizzy" really they just look and sound like a bunch of fucking idiots.
Guide to making a rap song
Step 1: Either record some random beat by spitting into your hands and looking like a dumbass, or pay someone else to do it.
Step 2: Write some words that rhyme and tell a story about how you did something illegal. If you can't come up with a real rhyming word just make one up.(That's how shizzle came to be)
Step 3: Record yourself saying the words in step with the beat.
Step 4: Send it to a record company, if they like it they will ask yout o make a few more that sound exactly like it.
Step 1: Either record some random beat by spitting into your hands and looking like a dumbass, or pay someone else to do it.
Step 2: Write some words that rhyme and tell a story about how you did something illegal. If you can't come up with a real rhyming word just make one up.(That's how shizzle came to be)
Step 3: Record yourself saying the words in step with the beat.
Step 4: Send it to a record company, if they like it they will ask yout o make a few more that sound exactly like it.
by superninjapenguin December 13, 2008
Get the rapmug. A death metal band that surprisingly actually has talent. Unlike many death metal bands, they are not just hitting the instruments on the ground. If you listen to them you will hear a very technical, very heavy band. Take my advice, forget what everyone says about death metal being a "no talent genre" and buy a Heaven Shall Burn album and sit back and listen to the very complex guitars and pounding drum beats.
by superninjapenguin July 20, 2008
Get the Heaven Shall Burnmug. I am adressing the conflict between mushroomhead and slipknot. first of all about the mask issue NEITHER BAND COPIED THE OTHER!!!!! THEY EACH CAME UP WITH THE IDEA ON THEIR OWN!!!! Both bands are so different you can't really compare them slipknot has taken a more hardcore and aggressive approach where they are always serious in their songs. mushroomhead has a slower more gothic feel and ironically do incorporate some humor into their image. The fact is that if you like mushroomhead there is a 90% chance you are from Cleveland because they are less popular than slipknot. If you like slipknot you are looking for more thrash like stuff.
Guy 1:did you hear slipknot copied mushroomhead.
Guy 2: (bitch slaps him) what the fuck is wrong with you slipknot had never heard of mushroomhead when they chose the mask idea.
Guy 2: (bitch slaps him) what the fuck is wrong with you slipknot had never heard of mushroomhead when they chose the mask idea.
by superninjapenguin December 14, 2008
Get the Mushroomheadmug. A video made by G4 that is not an advertisement. The video is not an advertisement it is just a funny skit put together by G4.
Guy 1:HaHaHa that commercial for the wii is funny
Guy 2: (bitch slaps him) what the fuck is wrong with you that is not a commercial it's just a skit.
Guy 1: ooooohh sorry
Guy 2: ps3 vs wii is not made by nintendo it is made by G4.
Guy 2: (bitch slaps him) what the fuck is wrong with you that is not a commercial it's just a skit.
Guy 1: ooooohh sorry
Guy 2: ps3 vs wii is not made by nintendo it is made by G4.
by superninjapenguin December 14, 2008
Get the ps3 vs wiimug.