Definitions by superbipolar420
selfie suicide
A retarded trend mostly done by emo's that involves the person taking a picture of themselves as a meaningless martyrdom attention seeking act before they kill themselves and then they get their idiot friends to post it on internet websites like 4chan.com.
John got out his smartphone and took a gun to his while taking a picture of himself before he did the selfie suicide and then had his friend Jane post it on 4chan.com.
selfie suicide by superbipolar420 March 4, 2016
frantic franny
Tiffany: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! I'm missing my make up bag.
Zack: Settle down frantic franny. Its not the end of the world.
Zack: Settle down frantic franny. Its not the end of the world.
frantic franny by superbipolar420 January 28, 2016
fit bit
A capitalistic marketing gimmick that is a waste of money and does absolutely nothing to improve your exercise goals or physique. Fit Bits are for people amateurs who are dumbfounded about creating their own exercise routine. People who wear fit bits are still out of shape and obese. They forget about important parts of dieting like the science of nutrition, metabolism, and overall wellness. The fitbit doesn't calculate metabolic, bmi, or workout. People wearing fitbits still remain fat and unhealthy.
Paul: Tony, did you see that fat abomination wearing that fit bit?
Tony: Yeah he's such a loser. Those fitbits make him look like such a weakling.
Paul: Too bad. He'll never get stronger or have an awesome looking bod like us.
Tony: Yeah he's such a loser. Those fitbits make him look like such a weakling.
Paul: Too bad. He'll never get stronger or have an awesome looking bod like us.
fit bit by superbipolar420 January 25, 2016
canny bus
Jose: I like the canny bus. It gives me the ride of my life.
Suspicious stupid narc: WTF is that?!!!
Jose: Only something you will never know.
Suspicious stupid narc: WTF is that?!!!
Jose: Only something you will never know.
canny bus by superbipolar420 December 1, 2015
the stoned master
The stoned master is the cannabis high martial arts counterpart version of the drunken master, but better because the high not only relaxes the body and mind but it gives clarity and focus with more perception in a fight. The stoned master is more healthy and agile as well with euphoric confidence. Eddie Bravo is one of the stoned masters of the MMA league.
Eddie Bravos skills improve every time he smokes and gets high and becomes the stoned master in the MMA ring. With his incredible focus of being high he is always one step ahead of his opponent.
the stoned master by superbipolar420 November 20, 2015
troll battles
A term used to describe two trolls going at it on a social media website until one is humiliated and defeated in an argument or a debate. It consists of two troll trying to prove a point by using unorthodox speech in the conversation that defies any chivalrous respect from each other, and sometimes even other people involved in it as well.
Troll battles spawn from condescending comments used by the first troll to engage the fight. The battle commences where in the argument there are no rules that apply on how you can attack with words. When loser trolls knows he has been shamed, he usually does not admit it but flees like a turkey leaving the troll who dealt the final blow the victor.
troll battles by superbipolar420 October 27, 2015
Anti-feminist women
Anti-feminist Women who pretend to be feminist in order to suck up men to get rich not really giving a shit about anyone but themselves. Anti-feminist women make themselves look so unattractive and ugly on purpose just to please their superiors who are their male bosses in the higher class corporate jobs. These egotistical women tend to speak for other women in general who don't even wanted to be associated with them. Anti-feminist women go by an evil unethical segregation standard of choosing the women they see proper and flooding out the ones that are not. This is also know as selective breeding or eugenics. Typical Anti-feminist women usually have jobs in politics and corporate mainstream media. Two prime examples of Anti-feminist women include Anita Sarkeesian from ABC News, and Hilary Clinton.
Anita Sarkeesian likes to please her male superiors by spewing garbage over the news attacking everything with no justification. She likes to target video game industries, religious people, non religious people, and anything else that will get her a promotion in the corporate America. She is not not a feminist because she doesn't care about all women. Anita Sarkeesian is indeed an Anti-feminist woman.
Hilary Clinton thinks women who were raped are trash. She only cares about the prestigious women. She is one of those anti-feminist women who strike fear into anyone that criticizes her. She is surrounded by male politicians who she clings onto in order for her to help her presidential candidacy.
Hilary Clinton thinks women who were raped are trash. She only cares about the prestigious women. She is one of those anti-feminist women who strike fear into anyone that criticizes her. She is surrounded by male politicians who she clings onto in order for her to help her presidential candidacy.
Anti-feminist women by superbipolar420 August 31, 2015