0 for 3

satan

satan is now 0 for 3! First, he gor his ass kicked by Michael the Archangel. Second, he got his ass kicked by Jesus. Third, he gor his ass kicked by Man. Obviously, the bitch just can't fight.

by sum.fukn.dude March 01, 2022

Mouth Hole

baphomet - the goat - lucifer

I heard baphomet got fucked. Yep, right in the goats mouth hole.

by sum.fukn.dude March 07, 2024

weak natured

satan, lucifer, the devil

No wss under Michael the Archangel cast satan from Heaven. he was a lesser weak natured angel. No wonder Chrust defeated satan, his a lesser weak natured angel. No wonder Man defeated satan, hes a lesser weak natured angel.

by sum.fukn.dude March 01, 2022

pussy / hole

Half way between being a nk pyssy and a hole , leviathin

Beelzebub, please quit acting important like a pussy / hole, that's leviathin's job

by sum.fukn.dude March 01, 2022

dumb bitch

satan

Theres a lot of dumb fallen Angel's, theres a lot of bitches from hell,but theres only one true dumb bitch, satan.

by sum.fukn.dude February 28, 2022

pussy bitch

satan, the one and only true pussy bitch

Theres a lot of pussies, theres a lot of bitches, but theres only one real pussy bitch, satan.

by sum.fukn.dude February 25, 2022

Jesus

Savior

Whether we know it or not, everyone needs a Savior, Jesus!

by sum.fukn.dude February 25, 2022