36 definitions by sum.fukn.dude

slow slow fukn stupid

the devil

I've seen stupid. But my gosh this fukn devils slow slow fukn stupid

by sum.fukn.dude March 4, 2022

the goat

satan, the devil, not God Almighty, eventually powerless on the earth

Why do some people still worship the goat? Easy answer, they haven't met Jesus yet. Good news, the goat will soon be gone and Chfist will rule all the Earth!

by sum.fukn.dude March 1, 2022

that's the pussy dragon

When someone acts like a little pussy bitch because they're incapable of mature decision making

Please dont act that way Beelzebub, that's the pussy dragon in you.

by sum.fukn.dude March 1, 2022

0 for 3

satan

satan is now 0 for 3! First, he gor his ass kicked by Michael the Archangel. Second, he got his ass kicked by Jesus. Third, he gor his ass kicked by Man. Obviously, the bitch just can't fight.

by sum.fukn.dude March 1, 2022

inferior

satan

satan is an inferior little bitch.

by sum.fukn.dude March 1, 2022

Pink On The Inside

satan, like all pussies

What color is satan on the inside, he's pink on the inside, like all pussies.

by sum.fukn.dude February 26, 2022

seed of the pussy dragon

the seed that corrupted humanity's pure God-Like Beauty and brought evil into the World

The pussy dragon sowet his seed on the earth and created evil in humanity. Evil acts come from the seed of the pussy dragon not from God. God is Love!

by sum.fukn.dude March 1, 2022