Negative XP

Misogynist asshole edgelord
Half of urban dictionary loves him due to his wonderful "sense of humor"
Used to go by School Shooter to emphasize his edginess

Negative XP is so sigma I'm cumming at the sound of his name

by subway572572 November 14, 2023

christopher miko

the author of the holy bible for minecrafters, the god of minecraft, the best science teacher

dave: hey man did you write sumn?
christopher miko: hey i did it was The Holy Bible for Minecrafters
dave: damn bruh fr fr no cap bussin bussin
christopher miko: what

by subway572572 February 13, 2023

Woo-hoo!

When you feel heavy metal.

Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo!

by subway572572 November 17, 2023

Matrix and Cat Gifs

Something that Urban Dictionary loves.

URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU
(Matrix and Cat Gifs)

by subway572572 October 09, 2023

Friendhole

A friend that you hate and dislike at the same time, not enough to be a frenemy.

Every 3 months you switch from being best friends to enemies

March: Kaleb's a friendhole
June: I wanna kiss Kaleb on the mouth but he's the type of person to agree and take Rucka Rucka Ali seriously

by subway572572 October 28, 2023

Warrant Walk-In douchebag

Like Schrödinger’s Douchebag, except they know they’re a douchebag, and they’re loud and proud.

“I’d kill a group of gay people because they are so gay”
“Dude, what the hell”
“I know what I said”
“You’re a warrant walk-in douchebag”

by subway572572 June 12, 2023

no one thinks you're funny

1) Stupid insult online that you can backtalk to immediately
2) There is nothing you can do if told this in real life. Have a response memorized? Too bad, you're going to embarrass yourself.

"stfu meatrider29 no one thinks you're funny"
"how's meadow road?"

"Dude, no one thinks you're funny, stfu"
Suicide

by subway572572 September 29, 2023