Randolph-Macon College “The country club of higher education” is located in the small hamlet of Ashland, VA. This selective undergraduate institution is known for its personal one on one interaction with professors and the slogan “Your way right away”. This however is only the surface. Randy-Mac is all of the above but more. We rock the prep style. Ladies in Lilly and pearls, and men in POLO. We wear boat shoes and duckies like they are going out of style. Pastels rule and we aren’t afraid to pop our collar. Our Greek system rivals most large state universities, we just pay more. Some might call it paying for friends, but we think we are just better then you. Greek life is the social scene on campus. When 50% of your campus is affiliated, if you are not one, you better be friends with one. Sunday brunch is the most attended meal, that’s only if you can get up before 2pm. Everyone here was Mr. and Mrs. popular in high school, so of course, the rumor mill is as strong as ever. Thus, the reason for Sunday brunch. If you want your shit kept a secret, go to your public state university. Most students hail from the suburbs of Mid-Atlantic cities, and the occasional international student, who is most likely trafficking the drug scene on campus. People might say that our campus is full over overdressed, snobby, WASPS, and that but drink and party. We feel as though, we worked hard in high school, and it’s a four year party. Because it’s not like we actually have to get jobs after graduation. We can just call one of daddies’ golf buddies for a cushy mid-level corporate job. So why not live it up. If you think that’s bad, well then we don’t feel sorry for you. When some one says “28 days later” you don’t think of the movie. Most students associate this with the final day of J-Term/Play-Term by referring to the full month of alcoholism. To prove it, just look ask the librarian. She will tell you that the library closes 3 hours early in this term because of the lack of attendance. Spring semester is the time of year to let loose, party up, and generally have a good time. Its exactly like fall semester, but now outside on the lawns, fields, and the river banks. Sports are widely attended when held outside, because we can be completely intoxicated and get a tan at the same time. If you like this and this is what you want to become, then please, by all means, apply! But if you’re ugly, you might want to ask for plastic surgery for graduation.
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by Student April 20, 2005
Youngish man, yet suffering from serious balding. Light blonde hair nearly as pale as his skin. Sarcastic, funny, some may call this man Evil Incarnate. Will kill any who use the first name. Most likely berates students heavily in order to compensate for insecurities.
"Oh man, did you hear steffin's lame ass joke?"
"No, I was too busy squirming in agonizing blindness caused by the glare on his bald spot"
"No, I was too busy squirming in agonizing blindness caused by the glare on his bald spot"
by Student April 17, 2005
N. Female- over intelligent, wittingly charming, best science teacher in the history of Lincoln High School
by student February 28, 2003
1: Often shouted phrase of Mr. Blackburn.
2: Phrase used at Hermitage High School, although nobody really know what it means...
2: Phrase used at Hermitage High School, although nobody really know what it means...
by Student March 07, 2003
A word used by the "Hornetz" of Staples High School in Westport, CT as a call, signifying victory or announcing an event. The Hornetz harass opposing teams at basketball games by jeering and conducting other mischief (ex: urinating on their property in the locker room). They can be recognized by their Charlotte Hornets hats.
"Hornetz, holla back!"
by student June 20, 2003
by Student July 15, 2003
Inturrupting: "Hey guys whats up? Today we will be doing our vocab work. Get your vocab books out."
Kid: "Wait are you our teacher? I didn't think so! Bitch!"
Kid: "Wait are you our teacher? I didn't think so! Bitch!"
by student April 15, 2005