strong badian's definitions

RE: PHONE

A satanic device of my own creation. Beginning as a Facebook PM to my close friends to inform them of my new phone number, it has evolved into an unnecessary, over-2000-replied message, repeatedly filling up the inboxes of those involved stupid enough to not turn off email alerts for PMs.

One day, RE: PHONE will be a true internet meme.

Lil' Dan: What!? I've got 89 new emails?!... goddamn that fucking RE: PHONE!

by strong badian January 13, 2009

JUSHIN LIGER!

One of the most famous professional wrestlers in Japanese history, but when spelled with all capitals, a joke me and Sledge made up. JUSHIN LIGER!

Guess what? JUSHIN LIGER!

by strong badian May 19, 2004

sicko

About 70% of the people on this site!

A lot of the people who give definitions to this site are sickos.

by strong badian March 13, 2004

calgarian

Obviously, a person from Calgary, Alberta, the second- most westernly province in Canada. They're pretty damn cool people. And have a great hockey team!

The personaltiy of a Calgarian is a far cry from that of a *shudder* Torontonian

by strong badian May 29, 2004

get behind me satan

The eagerly-anticipated (I say that about all albums that I like... hmm...) 5th album to be released by blues-rock group The White Stripes. Hits stores June 6th, 2005, while the first single, "Blue Orchid", hits stores May 29th.

"Get Behind Me Satan" is a reference to an old Negro spiritual, therefore the new White Stripes album will probably go back to a more bluesy base.

by strong badian April 29, 2005

Great Sex Tapes

An imaginary band out of Stockholm, Sweden. They play fusions of polka, elevator music, and techno. Often mistaken for Ron Sexsmith, although mostly only by Mike Butt.

Person 1: Great Sex Tapes is better than actual great sex tapes!

Person 2: Are you kidding?! They don't even exist!

Mike: Ron Sexsmith?

by strong badian March 31, 2005

Cobblestone Runway

The 5th solo studio album released by acclaimed singer-songwriter Ron Sexsmith. (a.k.a. Great Sex Tapes) In my opinion, his best album, which includes great pieces of work, such as These Days, Dragonfly On Bay Street, and Gold In Them Hills.

Yeah, go and listen to your Cannibal Corpse, ya metalhead, I got Cobblestone Runway to keep me company. And it won't break my eardrums!

by strong badian March 22, 2005