strong badian's definitions

titts

1.According to my buddy Sledge, cool.

2.To everyone else, a derogatory term to refer to breasts

1.Man, that powerbomb was titts!

2.I'm gonna suck your titts.

by strong badian April 12, 2004

styles of music

Something of which there is too many. Emocore? Black and Death Metal is different? What the hell is that?! Why can't it just be rock?! Or better yet music?!

Me: What styles of music do you listen to?

Moron: Well, I like Black Metal and Death Metal and Speed Metal and...

Me: So basically, you like Metal?

Moron: No, I don't like Polka Metal.

by strong badian November 17, 2004

Cobblestone Runway

The 5th solo studio album released by acclaimed singer-songwriter Ron Sexsmith. (a.k.a. Great Sex Tapes) In my opinion, his best album, which includes great pieces of work, such as These Days, Dragonfly On Bay Street, and Gold In Them Hills.

Yeah, go and listen to your Cannibal Corpse, ya metalhead, I got Cobblestone Runway to keep me company. And it won't break my eardrums!

by strong badian March 22, 2005

crabukkit

A very catchy and fun song by genius Canadian hip-hop artist K-OS. To what it refers, nobody really knows...

No time to get down 'cause I'm movin' up
She put the crab in the bukkit!

by strong badian November 13, 2004

get behind me satan

The eagerly-anticipated (I say that about all albums that I like... hmm...) 5th album to be released by blues-rock group The White Stripes. Hits stores June 6th, 2005, while the first single, "Blue Orchid", hits stores May 29th.

"Get Behind Me Satan" is a reference to an old Negro spiritual, therefore the new White Stripes album will probably go back to a more bluesy base.

by strong badian April 29, 2005

Great Sex Tapes

An imaginary band out of Stockholm, Sweden. They play fusions of polka, elevator music, and techno. Often mistaken for Ron Sexsmith, although mostly only by Mike Butt.

Person 1: Great Sex Tapes is better than actual great sex tapes!

Person 2: Are you kidding?! They don't even exist!

Mike: Ron Sexsmith?

by strong badian March 31, 2005

Speed Of Sound

Kickass new Coldplay single. To be released as a cd single on May 23rd.

"Birds go flyin' at the speed of sound..."

by strong badian April 26, 2005