strong badian's definitions

wild baloney

An actual animal, found in Tazmania.

Wild baloney doesn't taste as good as real baloney. Mmm, mmm, newfie steak!

by strong badian May 2, 2004

coldplay

The best band ever. Radiohead came first, but Ed O'Brien couldn't tune Jon Buckland's guitar.

Haters can drink their haterade but no one can deny that even if they don't like the music, Coldplay's talent on a scale from 1 to 10, they're about a 57.

by strong badian October 31, 2004

billy talent

A great, new Canadian band, liked by literate and illiterate people alike, it appears.

Led by Ben Kowalewicz and Ian D'Sa, three of the guys in the band look strangely like guys from Sum 41, but are infinetly better.

blly talint fukin rools!

And for the people who can speak English: Billy Talent are one of the best bands from my native Canada in the last 10 years.

by strong badian May 23, 2004

crabukkit

A very catchy and fun song by genius Canadian hip-hop artist K-OS. To what it refers, nobody really knows...

No time to get down 'cause I'm movin' up
She put the crab in the bukkit!

by strong badian November 13, 2004

calgarian

Obviously, a person from Calgary, Alberta, the second- most westernly province in Canada. They're pretty damn cool people. And have a great hockey team!

The personaltiy of a Calgarian is a far cry from that of a *shudder* Torontonian

by strong badian May 29, 2004

get behind me satan

The eagerly-anticipated (I say that about all albums that I like... hmm...) 5th album to be released by blues-rock group The White Stripes. Hits stores June 6th, 2005, while the first single, "Blue Orchid", hits stores May 29th.

"Get Behind Me Satan" is a reference to an old Negro spiritual, therefore the new White Stripes album will probably go back to a more bluesy base.

by strong badian April 29, 2005

styles of music

Something of which there is too many. Emocore? Black and Death Metal is different? What the hell is that?! Why can't it just be rock?! Or better yet music?!

Me: What styles of music do you listen to?

Moron: Well, I like Black Metal and Death Metal and Speed Metal and...

Me: So basically, you like Metal?

Moron: No, I don't like Polka Metal.

by strong badian November 17, 2004