unknown composition of ditritus and gunge left on much used keyboards/mouse usually @ work- what is it? and where did it come from? is it known to science yet?
Fuk me there's so much qwerty smeg on that keyboard I can't see the letters.
Or - the mouse won't work properly coz it's blocked with qwerty smeg
Or - the mouse won't work properly coz it's blocked with qwerty smeg
by street smeg May 05, 2005
"Check that Nova SRI it's got alloy wheels isn't it, an oversize back box isn't it and that black cling film allover the windows so you have to wind them down so people can see your Burberry baseball cap isn't it"
by street smeg May 05, 2005
Exceptionally large turd.
1st dude - Wots up with you man, your lookin pale and all sweaty.
2nd dude - Just dropped a baby's arm, fukin drained me. Lend us your phone, gotta warn the treatment plant.
2nd dude - Just dropped a baby's arm, fukin drained me. Lend us your phone, gotta warn the treatment plant.
by street smeg May 11, 2005
Big fucker - i.e. Doorman type.
Not always very bright but respect is gained by the fact that one punch will knock your teeth out.
see :-brick shithouse
Not always very bright but respect is gained by the fact that one punch will knock your teeth out.
see :-brick shithouse
1st Dude - We're not going to get into this club.
2nd Dude - Why wassap?
1st Dude - See the wardrobe on the door - I got caught shagging his girl.
2nd Dude - Why wassap?
1st Dude - See the wardrobe on the door - I got caught shagging his girl.
by street smeg May 17, 2005
by street smeg May 07, 2005
1st dude -"look at that sperm curdler over there - wouldn't touch that without serious beer goggles"
2nd dude -"Fuckin moose man - too right"
2nd dude -"Fuckin moose man - too right"
by street smeg May 06, 2005
get up early - under the pretense that if you shit in bed you have to get up anyway and clean it.
see kin ell
see kin ell
by street smeg May 06, 2005