street smeg's definitions

Sperm Curdler

Very ugly girl - so ugly she would curdle your sperm.

1st dude -"look at that sperm curdler over there - wouldn't touch that without serious beer goggles"
2nd dude -"Fuckin moose man - too right"

by street smeg May 6, 2005

ganderscope

Your looking at one now - Monitor
scope to gander at like - telescope

"check my new 19 inch LCD ganderscope - big isn't it"

by street smeg May 6, 2005

innerspace

what's going on behind the eyes

see Underworld born slippy

by street smeg May 7, 2005

slab cracker

Large young lady struttin the town on saturday night (usually with grey thong exposed at back and belly hanging out - tatoo's optional)

Wow man look at that slab cracker - too much Maccy Dee's

by street smeg May 5, 2005

Simpsons Sky

A blue sky with fluffy white clouds as per the much loved Fox cartoon (even if they did dump Futurama - bastards).
Michael Fish watch out.

"Hey man check out of the window - it's a Simpsons Sky"

by street smeg May 6, 2005

shit the bed

get up early - under the pretense that if you shit in bed you have to get up anyway and clean it.
see kin ell

Boss - "Not late today then?"
Dude - "Na, shit the bed!"

by street smeg May 6, 2005

wardrobe

Big fucker - i.e. Doorman type.
Not always very bright but respect is gained by the fact that one punch will knock your teeth out.
see :-brick shithouse

1st Dude - We're not going to get into this club.
2nd Dude - Why wassap?
1st Dude - See the wardrobe on the door - I got caught shagging his girl.

by street smeg May 19, 2005