15 definitions by street smeg

Three letter man

Queer, poof, man who likes men etc

1st letter - G
2nd letter - A
3rd letter - Y

by street smeg May 11, 2005

Simpsons Sky

A blue sky with fluffy white clouds as per the much loved Fox cartoon (even if they did dump Futurama - bastards).
Michael Fish watch out.

"Hey man check out of the window - it's a Simpsons Sky"

by street smeg May 6, 2005

isn't it

pisstake when around chav types - see innit

"Check that Nova SRI it's got alloy wheels isn't it, an oversize back box isn't it and that black cling film allover the windows so you have to wind them down so people can see your Burberry baseball cap isn't it"

by street smeg May 5, 2005

baby's arm

Exceptionally large turd.

1st dude - Wots up with you man, your lookin pale and all sweaty.
2nd dude - Just dropped a baby's arm, fukin drained me. Lend us your phone, gotta warn the treatment plant.

by street smeg May 11, 2005

Charlie Dimmock

To have a piss

This is the person on the garden make-over show on BBC who got to create the water feature - hence pissing

In the pub.
'Mate just off for a Charlie Dimmock - that last pint has sent me kidneys into overdrive'

by street smeg November 15, 2005

shit the bed

get up early - under the pretense that if you shit in bed you have to get up anyway and clean it.
see kin ell

Boss - "Not late today then?"
Dude - "Na, shit the bed!"

by street smeg May 6, 2005

Sperm Curdler

Very ugly girl - so ugly she would curdle your sperm.

1st dude -"look at that sperm curdler over there - wouldn't touch that without serious beer goggles"
2nd dude -"Fuckin moose man - too right"

by street smeg May 6, 2005