stray's definitions

Wannie

(or Juany)

A short kid with a huge ego who likes rap a lot and aint that bad at it. Kind of cute, but desperately needs attention, also mean to a lot of people.

Wannie's coming!

I slow danced with Juany and my arms were at the level of my chest.

by stray April 16, 2004

hook nose

A deragatory term for a jewish person. especially one with a nose that looks like a fish hook. See also jew or kike.

Damn look at that hook noses' snoz!

by stray May 6, 2004

groupie

The untalented who follow the talented around, to try and get some talent rubbed off unto their dull, talentless shoulders.

Why the hell would you be a groupie?! Be a roadie instead, you get to handle all the neat guitars, set up lights and tech stuff, and if you *accidentally* get to sleep with one of the bandmates, people won't call you a slut, they'll just say you're friends with benefits....goddamn stereotypes...

by stray September 14, 2004

Harry K

a cool clerk at the local ralphs. has some accent i cant recognize but likes to talk and people laugh at everything he says for some reason. his shirts are tooooo tight though.

Harry K packages food.

by stray October 4, 2004

Fr. Tom

Greedy old priest with a dent in his head...fired Lenny...NOT cool.

(During church)
Kati: Fr. Tom has ugly shoes.
Us: That's nice Kati,
Kati: Fr. Tom has a shiny head.
Us: That's nice Kati.
Kati: I WANNA RIP THAT STICKER OFF HIS HEAD!!
Us: BAHAHAHAHA! That's nice Kati...

by stray October 4, 2004

Phyllis DiTulip

1)The funniest kid at school who always seems to be wearing the same shoes as me....also known as Bob or Phylosophical Phyllis. Has a fascination for soy-cheese, met the Red Hot Chili Peppers in an elevator and is the coolest dude on earth!

2)Anything that is TOTALLY funny and cool!

1)Phyllis DiTullip took a dump in the boys' bathroom and kathy passed out on the way to the nurse's office.

2)DUUDE!!! When Daron Malakian wore that BUCK FUSH t-shirt onstage and then let me take it off and lick his belly, it was the most Phyllis DiTulip moment of my whole life.

by stray November 22, 2003

Carlos Barat

Singer/Songwriter of British band The Libertines. He is a fabulous musician, and his interviews are usually quite insightful. He is intelligent. And fucking hott. Is said by many LJ-Junkies to be a raging homosexual with his former bandmate Pete Doherty whom he has had an intense love-hate relationship with, but nonetheless, Carl is a sex god who had decided to move on in his career.

Yeah, The Libs broke up. I hope I'm not the only one who hopes that Pete and Carl will make up someday. In the meantime, Carl, who has the most beautiful ass I have ever seen, signed with another label and is supposedly forming another band..hmmm

by stray April 13, 2005