straemer's definitions

Patch Tuesday

The second Tuesday of every month. The day when all the major companies put their updates out for their software.

Guy 1: Happy Patch Tuesday!
Guy 2: Thanks, I hope I don't get a Crash Thursday.

by Straemer October 26, 2007

broken tool

Someone who will do whatever you ask them to do (a tool), but they always end up doing the wrong thing.

Christine is such a broken tool. I asked her to get the metronome, but she got me a banana instead.

by Straemer October 5, 2007

Crash Thursday

The day after Reboot Wednesday (the second Thursday of months that don't begin with Wednesday or Thursday). The day when your system crashes because of the updates you installed on Patch Tuesday

Guy 1: Happy Crash Thursday!
Guy 2: Ya, thanks, I think I'm gonna need a System Restore Friday tommorow

by Straemer October 26, 2007

lal

lol with a Spanish accent, laugh aaaout loud, or even laugh aaaout laaoud.

guy 1: wassup?
guy 2: the ceiling
guy 1: lal

by Straemer September 4, 2007

Reboot Wednesday

The day after Patch Tuesday (The second Wednesday of the month in months that don't start with Wednesday). The day you have to reboot your computer for the patch to be installed on your computer.

guy 1: Happy Reboot Wednesday!
guy 2: huh?
guy 1: nvm it's a computer nerd thing

by Straemer September 24, 2007