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soon to replace pwned, wned will be an intentional mispelling of pwned (an intentional mispelling of owned); when enough people miss the "p" and hit the "".
by Straemer May 20, 2008
Get the [wned mug.The second Tuesday of every month. The day when all the major companies put their updates out for their software.
by Straemer October 26, 2007
Get the Patch Tuesday mug.The day after Reboot Wednesday (the second Thursday of months that don't begin with Wednesday or Thursday). The day when your system crashes because of the updates you installed on Patch Tuesday
Guy 1: Happy Crash Thursday!
Guy 2: Ya, thanks, I think I'm gonna need a System Restore Friday tommorow
Guy 2: Ya, thanks, I think I'm gonna need a System Restore Friday tommorow
by Straemer October 26, 2007
Get the Crash Thursday mug.The day after Crash Thursday (the second Friday of months that don't begin with a Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday). The day you have to perform a system restore on your computer due to the effects of the patch you installed on Patch Tuesday that caused your Crash Thursday. Done to prevent further crashes from occuring
Guy 1: Happy System Restore Friday!
Guy 2: Ya, hopefully they fix the patch up so I don't get another Crash Thursday
Guy 2: Ya, hopefully they fix the patch up so I don't get another Crash Thursday
by Straemer October 26, 2007
Get the System Restore Friday mug.Someone who will do whatever you ask them to do (a tool), but they always end up doing the wrong thing.
by Straemer October 5, 2007
Get the broken tool mug.The second Tuesday of the month when Bill Gates puts out the newest patch for Windows. Always proceeded with Reboot Wednesday
by Straemer September 24, 2007
Get the Patch Tuesday mug.The day after Patch Tuesday (The second Wednesday of the month in months that don't start with Wednesday). The day you have to reboot your computer for the patch to be installed on your computer.
by Straemer September 24, 2007
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