awfuk

When something is so awful, it's fucking awful.
This soy decaf latté is awfuk.
by stowball June 16, 2017
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Femmedango

The award given to the player who loses at least 3 out of 5 races in a Mario Kart championship.

Losing all races results in Maximum Femmedangoes
Haha. Maximum Femmedangoes! Loser!
by stowball February 11, 2010
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Trampoline Back

Acute lower back pain - usually in unfit adults - arising from jumping on a trampoline
Boy: "Where's Grandad? I want to play with him again."

Mum: "No, he can't. He's in bed in agony with trampoline back after playing with you earlier."
by stowball December 26, 2011
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Gumpy

A massive, angry-looking pimple or spot
Whoah! Check out the gumpy on the guy's neck!
by stowball September 01, 2011
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Concert Ears

The ringing and throbbing in your ears that you hear and feel when you try to get sleep after going to a loud gig/concert.

It's only noticeable when you get home and try to sleep. It can manifest itself up to 5 hours after the concert.
Fuck yeah, Metallica were awesome!

(3 hours later)

Finally, home to bed. Ah shit! Now I have Concert Ears.
by stowball January 05, 2011
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Spiderweb Dance

The frantic waving and brushing yourself off after walking in to a spiderweb (especially in the dark).
While taking the garbage out, I walked in to a massive spiderweb, droppped the bin on my foot, screamed like a banshee and did the spiderweb dance.
by stowball December 23, 2010
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Mandango

The award given to the player who wins at least 3 out of 5 races in a Mario Kart championship.

Winning all races results in Maximum Mandangoes
5-nil baby! Maximum Mandangoes! In your face losers!
by stowball February 11, 2010
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