stiffy's definitions

King of Town

An enormously fat dude who does nothing but eat. He wears a fake robe and a party city crown and calls himself king of Free Town, U.S.A. Yet, nobody likes him, for he is a loser.

Listen,*cough*, "your highness". We're about to egg the ever-living crap out of your castle, and it just wouldn't be as fun if you're standing right there.

Sure it will. On the count that I'm totally cool.

No you're not.

by Stiffy February 14, 2004

Marshie

He's Fluffity, he's Puffity!
1,2,3,4,5!
6,7,8,9,10!
(no, really, he's an annoying marshmallow that is the mascott of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows)

I hate that fweakin' marshmallow.

by Stiffy March 5, 2004

The Wheelchair

A talking wheelchair who's after Eh Steve and is voiced by Bubs.

I'm gonna get you Eh Steve if it's the last thing I dooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

by Stiffy May 1, 2004

Flamer

a really gay person

Fengrue is a flamer

by stiffy October 1, 2003

Teen Girl Squad

The typical teenage foursome created by Strong Bad.

We three can go to the mall!
Whats-her-face, you can go to a thrift store, or junkyard.

by Stiffy February 14, 2004

grumblecakes

Kevin Grumbles's specialty.

I'll give you half a grumblecake if you say something intelligient.
What's that?
You know, a little cake, with some steam and sugar...

by Stiffy March 3, 2004

Homestarrunner.Net

It's DOT COM!

Homestarruner.net
It's dot com.
Oh, right. Homestarrunner.Net. IT'S DOT COM!

by Stiffy March 5, 2004