steven's definitions

nookiepreorkin

a legendary midget dwart that lives in the forest and uses a magic dust to knock out lonesome travelers to steal their clothes

The nookiepreorkin is a legendary creature that nas no balls.

by Steven December 27, 2004

flogging

To sell an item quickly or without permission

I want to flog your tv set

by Steven November 30, 2003

ooglitastic

1. ugly to an extreme degree
2. so ugly that it's fantastic

ooglie + tastic = ooglitastic

Hide the children, an ooglitastic person's coming, yo.

by Steven April 20, 2005

acdc

A band of extremely talented rock and roll musicians. Probably the best band in music history.

I just got this kick ass acdc dvd.

by Steven December 30, 2003

melonbeck

A description by Petersen of an awesome,incredible hulkster.

Mr. Melonbeck is a great father

by Steven July 15, 2003

streetball

A variation of Basketball focused mainly on humiliating the opponent instead of beating them.

The player tried to put the ball through the guys legs but it didn't work when the guy could have passed and got 2 more points ahead of the opposing team

by Steven December 23, 2003

crap boat captain

someone with a extreme amount of genital crabs...mostly from being slutty and having many other diseases.

That girl has to be a crab boat captain with the people she's fucked.

by Steven May 13, 2005