"Honey, pizza sound good?"
"Sweetheart, you know I am canivorous. Let's pop open a can of beans instead."
"Sweetheart, you know I am canivorous. Let's pop open a can of beans instead."
by steve freund October 04, 2007

by steve freund November 06, 2007

by steve freund March 15, 2008

"Dude, you seem so enlightened. Have you studied philosophy or meditation?."
"No, I have become one with the universe simply through cosmosis."
"No, I have become one with the universe simply through cosmosis."
by steve freund October 07, 2007

by steve freund March 25, 2008

by steve freund October 04, 2007

That chick sure loves our band, but she's always trying to touch me and feel me up. She's a real gropie.
by steve freund January 11, 2008
