Definitions by steve freund

pachowli oil 

Fragrant body oil for hippie dogs.

That poodle reminds me of the 60's. Must be her pachowli oil.

pachowli oil by steve freund November 6, 2007

tempo tantrum 

A fit of anger displayed by a drummer or percussionist.

Man, don't tell the drummer his time is off. If you do, he'll throw a tempo tantrum.

tempo tantrum by steve freund November 4, 2007

drummer drama 

Fits of emotional outbursts displayed by percussionists.

Dude, that band won't survive with all that drummer drama.

drummer drama by steve freund November 4, 2007

taint faint

A numbness in the part of the body between the rectum and testicles, or rectum and vagina.

Riding that bike has made me numb down there. I think I have taint faint.

taint faint by steve freund November 2, 2007

beelzebubbe 

A satanic jewish grandmother.

The rabbi's grandmother is so evil, she is a real beelzebubbe.

beelzebubbe by steve freund October 11, 2007

maxident 

An accident of the largest proportion.

"Man, that car sure was in an accident. Totally wrecked."
"Dude, that was a maxident!."

maxident by steve freund October 10, 2007

cosmosis

To become one with the universe, by just being.

"Dude, you seem so enlightened. Have you studied philosophy or meditation?."

"No, I have become one with the universe simply through cosmosis."

cosmosis by steve freund October 7, 2007