steve's definitions

kexpresso

a type of diarrhoea produced by one who needed a crappuccino, but couldn't get to the toilet on time

My undercrackers are in a mess darling, I have a bad case of kexpresso

by Steve October 22, 2003

politician

A lying, piece-of-shit corporate fuckwad who lies out their ass to get elected telling you how much they care for you, and then once their sorry-ass gets in office, they lie, cheat, steal and fuck the whole system up in order to keep the power.

Just look at any goddamn politician.

by Steve June 19, 2005

asscheese

A thick, greasy substance usually emitting an unpleasant ordor, comprised primarily of sweat and fart juice and found in the crack between the buttocks.

Damn, that asscheese left a racin' stripe in my drawers again!

by Steve January 6, 2003

bockophant

A servile self-seeker who attempts to win favor by flattering people who wish they were influential people (but who are in fact meaningless sycophants). bock bockified

David is such a bockophant. Why does he suck up to Bill, Bill is a useless turd.

by Steve June 11, 2003

Moody Blues

A British pyschedelic/progressive rock band from the '60s that is often overlooked for other bands such as Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull, King Crimson, Genesis, and Electric Light Orchestra. Their signature sound was due to Mike Pinder with his Mellotron and Ray Thomas with his flute. The Moody Blues was the first rock band to feature a flute as a main instrument, not Jethro Tull, and the first rock band to record an album with an orchestra.

The most famous Moody Blues song is Nights In White Satin.

by Steve May 7, 2005

badukaduke

Ugly ass beotch

Look at that whore, Badukaduke

by Steve May 1, 2003

HeavyMetalG0d

A user at the vestibule who posted their SMALL penis secretly on their photo album online. It turned into a big riot filled with his penis on pics saying "own3d" and people making Owned pics.

You have a HeavyMetalG0d as a penis!! Tis small!

by Steve November 30, 2003