cris yance

hott little boy and vun loves to run him in the ass with his pecker
by stephan August 10, 2003
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Walmart

1. Hell
2. A bad place to work
3. A bad place to shop
4. See number 1
i went to walmart last night... and i got third degree burns... and i think i saw Satan... he was yellow.. and had a big fucking smile on his face....He was going around slashing prices... SLASHING!!!
by Stephan February 26, 2005
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piping

the act of using a steel, or lead pipe, to beat upon a person repeatedly.
I totally piped that kid in the face behind the 7-11 last night.
by Stephan February 26, 2005
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ivl

short form of EVIL.
Invented by the G.I.M-clan
ur so IVL, boii
by Stephan January 06, 2004
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pottery knife

the weapon of choice whilst in the heat of a kitchen battle...with the mouse king that lives in the walls of your house.
1. I had to use my pottery knife to ward off the hordes of mice. 2. Joe reached for his pottery knife to fend off the attack of the Mouse King, to no prevail....
by Stephan February 26, 2005
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donkeycock

VERY LARGE PENIS... were talking like durk diggler size..13+ inches
"comon little red riding hood, i got some donkeycock for you" said the wolf
by stephan September 03, 2003
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Hot Pocketing

The act of using a curling iron to heat up a corpses vagina before commencing the act of necrophilia
i totally Hot Pocketed that bitch last night, she was fresh from the mourge, not to cold and not freezer burned.
by Stephan February 26, 2005
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