stef's definitions

murderball

A game invented by the British Army in which is a lot like soccer. The differences are:

1. The goal is a post or a spot on the ground where the ball must be placed (not thrown), rather than an open goal

2. There are no rules. Anything goes except for the use of weapons and punching to the face or groin.

3. The winner is the team that accumulates the most points before the end of the game.

There are some variations such as 'last man standing murderball' and 'one point per hospitalisation'

'Fancy another game of murderball?'
'Not til they take my stitches out'

by Stef January 7, 2005

Snackpirate

A Snackpirate is a member of the International Snackpirates Group... we live in Stroketopia, and are for peace, love, and general piraticalness, and against Avril Lavigne, corporate scum, and ignorance.

We're the Snackpirates. Arrr!

by Stef January 7, 2004

Simon Pegging

The act of pegging someone while using a mock British accent. See Simon Pegg.

Oh yes! Cherrio! Pip pip! We are Simon Pegging, yes? Excellent! Jolly good show!

by Stef July 26, 2007

Deneanerz

1. Miss fancy pants coolio
2. Totally random and individual
3. Loves pickles :P

"Omg Denean is SOOOO cool"
"Get off the printer!!"
"How big are your pickles?"

by stef September 26, 2004

gribble-grabble

the smalls things in life, pointless things

instead of saying, "don't sweat the small stuff"

don't worry about the gribble-grabble
oh, that's just gribble-grabble, move on!

by stef August 27, 2004

Big Crunch

Another term for poo.

Dinner was great, sweetie, now I gotta go take a big crunch.

by Stef November 19, 2004

chillins

what i call my children.

dem chillins are 'sleep.

by stef December 10, 2004