stay gold ponyboy's definitions
One fucked up motherfucker from South Park. He is the teacher of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny. He was gay as a male, and later, when he turns into a women via sex change, he becomes a lesbian. He's just gay no matter what sex he turns into. It's a fucking shitstorm. He also used to be obsessed with puppets. Mr. Hat was his original puppet lover, but he was replaced with Mr. Stick. Who knows what the hell Mr. Garrison did with those puppets. He's had relations with Big Gay Al, Mr. Slave, and guys he's somehow fooled into thinking he is a woman. Mr. Garrison created the Gay Tranny Paradox. If a gay man turns into a woman and becomes a "lesbian" is he gay or straight? I don't fucking know.
by Stay Gold Ponyboy June 15, 2011
Get the Mr. Garrisonmug. A person who tries to look smarter than it really is. Pseudo-Intellects usually post philosophy or metaphors that make no sense in their status updates on Facebook while using words they don't even understand. They also try to be political, scientific or statistical about random shit nobody cares about.
The things Pseudo-Intellects write don't make sense to anyone but themselves, and they like that because it makes them feel smarter, even though they're the real dumbasses. If they happen to get a "Like" on one of their Facebook quatrains, it's either from another Pseudo-Intellect or from a dumbass who assumes the P-I is smart.
The things Pseudo-Intellects write don't make sense to anyone but themselves, and they like that because it makes them feel smarter, even though they're the real dumbasses. If they happen to get a "Like" on one of their Facebook quatrains, it's either from another Pseudo-Intellect or from a dumbass who assumes the P-I is smart.
Pseudo-Intellect on FB: "If we open trade to all countries, the surrogates can come together and we can have world peace. And finally, Man can have it's mantra fufilled."
*liked by 16 year old dumbass*
Friend on FB: "What the fuck?"
*liked by 16 year old dumbass*
Friend on FB: "What the fuck?"
by Stay gold ponyboy December 9, 2011
Get the Pseudo-Intellectmug. A phrase you shout out while having sex with your partner's gaping asshole. It seems as if your cock is disappearing into a dark well or cave while sexing.
I was listening to Alice in Chain's "Down in a Hole" while I was sinking my dick deep into her wide open asshole.
by Stay Gold Ponyboy October 22, 2008
Get the Down in a Holemug. The act of waving one or two fingers and your head side to side to the rhythm of music, in a metronome-like manner. This dance is usually done by nerds who can't dance or people who just don't feel like getting down. Many nerds who do this dance, usually do it to J-Rock, J-pop, Weird Al, or some other nerdy music such as Banana Phone.
All the nerds in the classroom started to do the Metronome Dance when the teacher turned on some Weird Al Yankovic polka crap.
by Stay Gold Ponyboy June 15, 2011
Get the Metronome Dancemug. White kids (mostly anime geeks and fat girls) who pretend to know so much about Japanese culture and who pretend to be Japanese. They do so by blurting out random, Japanese-sounding words and naming their made up anime characters with false Japanese names. They scribble random Japanese characters in an incorrect way in their notebooks at school, thinking it means something. These geeks are always bugging people by walking up to them and shouting "DESU DESU DESU!!!" in their faces.
They may fap constantly to hentai, furry porn, or some other crazy Japanese fetish. They also eat lots of California Rolls, Kalamari and Ramen, because those are the only Japanese foods they can think of. They also listen to music ranging from anime soundtracks to bizarre J-Rock.
Sure, it sounds like just a nerd in love with Japanese culture, but when he starts acting like he can speak and write Japanese when he doesn't know jack shit, then he's a Pseudo-Japanese kid.
They may fap constantly to hentai, furry porn, or some other crazy Japanese fetish. They also eat lots of California Rolls, Kalamari and Ramen, because those are the only Japanese foods they can think of. They also listen to music ranging from anime soundtracks to bizarre J-Rock.
Sure, it sounds like just a nerd in love with Japanese culture, but when he starts acting like he can speak and write Japanese when he doesn't know jack shit, then he's a Pseudo-Japanese kid.
Guy #1: Look at Freddrick over there, drawing his anime characters again. He named one of them Unochi Michimagi...
Guy #2: Pffftt, that kid is Pseudo-Japanese.
Guy #2: Pffftt, that kid is Pseudo-Japanese.
by Stay Gold Ponyboy February 9, 2010
Get the Pseudo-Japanesemug. Wiki website that rips on anything you love, denies what you have learned, bashes every band on the planet, and is racist to all. They usually give false information about everything, with the exception of the "Sick fucks." They often like to follow the path of 4Chan, using all of their vocabulary and memes.
However, it should be noted that it is just for "lulz", and should not be taking too seriously. If you get offended easily, don't go there.
However, it should be noted that it is just for "lulz", and should not be taking too seriously. If you get offended easily, don't go there.
by Stay Gold Ponyboy October 21, 2008
Get the Encyclopedia Dramaticamug. An anime and avatar-based chat/networking site like myspace.
You use their currency - "Gold", in order to buy clothes and other shit. First day signing up, you are a poor avatar with starter clothes and 200 gold, which isn't worth shit. As you progress, you earn more, buy more, and do more fun stuff. They have a ton of items to select from. The possiblities for your avatar are endless.
However, this site is full of noobs, Narutards and furfags. Noobs usually spend their time trying to find dates and having virtual sex with other noobs' avatars. And if you are a teenager who likes slipknot and other nu-metal bands, DO NOT go to the Metal forums. It is full of elitist assholes and faggots who only like bands that nobody has heard of. They will flame you. This is the unfriendly side of the website.
Despite that, this website is a great website and is, in a way, better than fucking myspace.
You use their currency - "Gold", in order to buy clothes and other shit. First day signing up, you are a poor avatar with starter clothes and 200 gold, which isn't worth shit. As you progress, you earn more, buy more, and do more fun stuff. They have a ton of items to select from. The possiblities for your avatar are endless.
However, this site is full of noobs, Narutards and furfags. Noobs usually spend their time trying to find dates and having virtual sex with other noobs' avatars. And if you are a teenager who likes slipknot and other nu-metal bands, DO NOT go to the Metal forums. It is full of elitist assholes and faggots who only like bands that nobody has heard of. They will flame you. This is the unfriendly side of the website.
Despite that, this website is a great website and is, in a way, better than fucking myspace.
by Stay Gold Ponyboy October 21, 2008
Get the GaiaOnlinemug.