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A clueless, Manic-depressive moron who is always "in your face". This is one of those guys that you carefully try to avoid at social gatherings because they have no social grace. They will babble on about how great their life is one minute and how much it sucks to be them the next.
They want to take on the world, but then they don't have time for it. They get mad at you when you remind them of their commitments, as they've moved on to bigger things in their head.
They want to take on the world, but then they don't have time for it. They get mad at you when you remind them of their commitments, as they've moved on to bigger things in their head.
The Big Grin cornered me last night and told me all about the big promotion he got at work, when I agreed that his life was good he told me about the long hours and how it sucks to be him.
When I remined him of the paperwork he had due, he got angry at me because he had since gotten bigger and better things to do.
When I remined him of the paperwork he had due, he got angry at me because he had since gotten bigger and better things to do.
by Stan West May 27, 2006
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Manisha is just sleeping with him so she can get a promotion. She's such a kowshit to try to get ahead.
by Stan West July 2, 2004
Get the kowshit mug.A word used by hadjis to describe an organization whereby they can meet to discuss terrorist activities under the guise of preserving and expanding their way of life.
A guerrilla organization where members masquerade as an ethnic social organization but its real reason for existance is to promote and extend fundamentalist beliefs and hatred of all things American.
A guerrilla organization where members masquerade as an ethnic social organization but its real reason for existance is to promote and extend fundamentalist beliefs and hatred of all things American.
by Stan West September 12, 2005
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That Qui was over here shopping out his work again, we'll be in meetings with HR at the start of the week.
by Stan West August 20, 2004
Get the Qui mug.An Asshole on the highway or interstate who insists on getting in front of you no matter how many people he has to kill to do it. Usually it's just a compulsion of many inexperienced yankee agressive drivers who think that by following you and arriving a second and a half later to their destination their lives will somehow be ruined or at least irrepairably damaged. They must get in front of you at all cost, or bob & weave inches from your rear bumper until they do. These are the same people you usually see in handcuffs being escorted to the back of the patrol car after they've caused a major accident.
They are the cool, beutiful people who think that a) the world owes them a living, b) normal laws of physics somehow don't apply to them.
They are the cool, beutiful people who think that a) the world owes them a living, b) normal laws of physics somehow don't apply to them.
Todd could not understand why the judge sentenced him to 150 hours of community service after he rear ended that family of four with his beamer. They simply should have let 'me go' (mego) first he kept insisting all through his trial.
The next day, in his new Volvo, Todd was killed when he tried to drive up under a slow moving dump truck that had braked suddenly on the highway.
Poor dumbass!
The next day, in his new Volvo, Todd was killed when he tried to drive up under a slow moving dump truck that had braked suddenly on the highway.
Poor dumbass!
by Stan West December 15, 2005
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They are champions of the "we" concept because they are too stupid to have any thoughts or vision on their own.
They follow management edicts to the letter no matter how stupid. They avoid confrontation and are quick to agree with anyone, but only to their face, they always rat you out to upper management.
In the dictionary under dim-witted user it says: "see them".
They are champions of the "we" concept because they are too stupid to have any thoughts or vision on their own.
They follow management edicts to the letter no matter how stupid. They avoid confrontation and are quick to agree with anyone, but only to their face, they always rat you out to upper management.
In the dictionary under dim-witted user it says: "see them".
willis agreed with John when he told her the new management plan was never going to work, and outlined the problems. Later we found she was named microsoft team moron for ratting him out to upper management and getting him demoted, now no one on the team will discuss anything with her so she's recruited spies withing the team.
by Stan West April 21, 2005
Get the Microsoft Team Moron mug.1. A driver who brags about never having had an accident, but has caused many behind him by never thinking situationally about his or her driving.
2. Someone who never pulls completely up to the intersection or the car in front, but rather lags a car length or more behind and stops short or creeps, forcing other drivers to miss lights, block intersections or clog turn lanes because they can't get into position.
3. A jerk who speeds up if you try to pass in the left or right lane but is content to ride beside or just in front of you, usually swerving and failing to maintain speed or lane position because they are preoccupied with their cell phone, makeup or other personal device.
See also volvo and pennsylvania race yankee
2. Someone who never pulls completely up to the intersection or the car in front, but rather lags a car length or more behind and stops short or creeps, forcing other drivers to miss lights, block intersections or clog turn lanes because they can't get into position.
3. A jerk who speeds up if you try to pass in the left or right lane but is content to ride beside or just in front of you, usually swerving and failing to maintain speed or lane position because they are preoccupied with their cell phone, makeup or other personal device.
See also volvo and pennsylvania race yankee
1.Buffy bragged of how her beemer slices thru traffic unaware that she's put 3 cars in the ditch since she never looks in the mirror, just another cracked rear view.
2. willis sat back 3 car lengths from the intersection forcing the ambulance to pass on the wrong side of the road, what a cracked rear view.
3. The asshole in the sportage caused me to miss my exit since he'd never let me pass and kept slowing down so I couldn't get to the right lane. The state trooper who pulled him probably sighted him for a cracked rear view.
2. willis sat back 3 car lengths from the intersection forcing the ambulance to pass on the wrong side of the road, what a cracked rear view.
3. The asshole in the sportage caused me to miss my exit since he'd never let me pass and kept slowing down so I couldn't get to the right lane. The state trooper who pulled him probably sighted him for a cracked rear view.
by Stan West October 19, 2004
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