California Potato Chip

When semen lands on leather upholstry, dries, and is able to be peeled off resembling a potato chip.

My boyfriend has been up to something because I found a california potato chip on his leather sofa.

by stahlout September 15, 2006

hideous

A nasty, raunchy bowel movement.

After eating mexican food, I normally have to make a hideous.

by stahlout September 15, 2006

business dogging

When a pup lies down with it's front paws crossed.

Look at Jager lying there all business dogging.

by stahlout September 15, 2006

[roast beef shower curtains]

Refers to low hanging pussy lips.

Did you see the roast beef shower curtainson that bitch?!?!

by stahlout September 15, 2006

rapscallion

A green onion with street credintials.

Did you hear how that rapscallion could flow?

by stahlout September 15, 2006

snow flurry

A large amount of semen covering a person.

When I screw my husband, he likes to pull out and give me a snow flurry.

by stahlout September 15, 2006

pat - don't wipe

Method used for cleansing rectal area after a bad case of diarrhea.

I had the ass crippling trots so long, I had to resort to the pat - don't wipe method.

by stahlout September 16, 2006