st. ias's definitions

SM

These letters are an acronym for Search Me

Until the IRA declared a ceasefire SM was said by thousands of people travelling from Belfast City Airport, Belfast International Airport, the ferries sailing from Larne or Belfast and all the people entering Belfast city centre through the security gates .

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

B&D

This is catering terminology Beef and Dumplings.

The lads from the Circus usually dined in the truckers cafe
across the road from the Big Top. The cafe made excellent B&D

by St. Ias October 2, 2005

JAL

Acronym for Just anal lust

I approached a woman in a red light district. I asked what she offered. She replied "jal"

by St. Ias October 3, 2005

Hurtin Ass

Hurtin Ass means you have a sore arse

When I was a small boy I visited Co. Donegal for a holiday with my Mother, Father and young sister. We went for a walk one day and met a donkey. My father to me not to go near it but being a wilful child I ignored his good advice and walked round the back of the donkey. I turned to look at my parents and the animal lashed out with his back feet. I had a Hurtin Ass for the next few days.

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

gaa

Goodwood Aintree Ascot These are English racecourses

There is no racing at GAA on Good Friday or Christmas Day

by St. Ias October 3, 2005

pull a Pro

Pull a Pro means to succeed in getting a prostitute up an alleyway for a quickie.

My friend and I hit the town for the night. We had a few drinks then went to the Red Light district. There we watched kerb crawlers and women getting into some of the cars. My friend saw some women wearing extremely tight jumpers and tight short skirts. As he left me before walking towards them he said "I'm going to "pull a Pro""

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

FUN

FUN is an acronym for fucking usually nightime

My girlfriend asked her chum what she intended to do at the weekend. Her friend told her FUN

by St. Ias December 28, 2005