JMR

This is journalese for judge my report
An experienced journalist had had a difference of opinion, about an article he had finished writing, with his sub editor. He took the article the editor, placed it on his desk and said " JMR "
by St. Ias September 20, 2005
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JMR

When British Prime Minister Tony Blair gives interviews to the press most of the political journalists in attendance may be seen JMR
by St. Ias September 17, 2005
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slut

Slut is an acronym for sexually licentious usually two-timing
Two guys were having a pint whilst discussing a well known woman in the village. "She's a slut. She flies over to the Isle of Man at the weekends, sees your man there(you know, that millionaire fellow who lives on the island), has a couple of expensive holidays with him during the year too. She comes home on a Sunday and on Monday and Tuesday lives with a company director who comes over from London each week. On Wednesday, Thursday and Friday she lives with that farmer up the road there. She also owns a house they are at the University there. When she is not here the farmer thinks she is with her kids. It is common knowledge to everyone but him what she is doing. No one dare tell the farmer. It would kill him. Ach that one is a slut all right".
by St. Ias December 13, 2005
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LOL

LOL is an acronym for Ladies onLine
I was online this evening. I noticed there were many women online. I chatted with a few and LOL seem to be a common expression. Are the women uniting so that they may dominate men to a much greater extent than at present? Be on your toes lads, keep a weather eye open. Equality is one thing but a take over bid is a totally different matter.
by St. Ias November 03, 2005
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LOL

LOL is a text message used regularly. It means Look Out Lover
The sexspecialist sent me a text message this afternoon.
I know I am on a promise of a hot time this evening as the message read LOL
by St. Ias September 26, 2005
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gaa

Goodwood Aintree Ascot These are English racecourses
There is no racing at GAA on Good Friday or Christmas Day
by St. Ias September 18, 2005
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HEH

HEH is an {acronym} for Housekeeper's Equality Hierarchy
Women are rapidly becoming tired of being slaves in the home. Throughout the Western World they are uniting to establish an organisation known as HEH. Women need more free time to themselves so that they too can enjoy life. This drastic change in society means that the men in their lives will have to take their turn at looking after the children, washing the nappies, pushing the pram and doing the shopping.
by St. Ias October 30, 2005
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