st. ias's definitions

LOL

LOL is a text message used regularly. It means Look Out Lover

The sexspecialist sent me a text message this afternoon.
I know I am on a promise of a hot time this evening as the message read LOL

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

JMR

This is journalese for judge my report

An experienced journalist had had a difference of opinion, about an article he had finished writing, with his sub editor. He took the article the editor, placed it on his desk and said " JMR "

by St. Ias September 29, 2005

slut

Slut is an acronym for sexually licentious usually two-timing

Two guys were having a pint whilst discussing a well known woman in the village. "She's a slut. She flies over to the Isle of Man at the weekends, sees your man there(you know, that millionaire fellow who lives on the island), has a couple of expensive holidays with him during the year too. She comes home on a Sunday and on Monday and Tuesday lives with a company director who comes over from London each week. On Wednesday, Thursday and Friday she lives with that farmer up the road there. She also owns a house they are at the University there. When she is not here the farmer thinks she is with her kids. It is common knowledge to everyone but him what she is doing. No one dare tell the farmer. It would kill him. Ach that one is a slut all right".

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

SM

These letters are an acronym for Search Me

Until the IRA declared a ceasefire SM was said by thousands of people travelling from Belfast City Airport, Belfast International Airport, the ferries sailing from Larne or Belfast and all the people entering Belfast city centre through the security gates .

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

LOL

LOL is an acronym for Ladies onLine

I was online this evening. I noticed there were many women online. I chatted with a few and LOL seem to be a common expression. Are the women uniting so that they may dominate men to a much greater extent than at present? Be on your toes lads, keep a weather eye open. Equality is one thing but a take over bid is a totally different matter.

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

FCP

Fresh clean prostitute

Prostitution is legal in Holland. Thanks to the Dutch government evey prostitute is able to visit a medical centre and get regular medical treatment. Dutch women may worry about their husbands visiting prostitutes but at least they know that their man will probably be visiting a FCP

by St. Ias October 3, 2005

FH

Abbreviation for Firm Hope

I have a FH my friend who I met three months ago
will return and give me a Friendship Handshake see FH

by St. Ias October 2, 2005