Definitions by spunkjordan

Helmet

A big, meaty clitoris that is very prominent when a girl is naked.

Dude, when I was fucking Mary she fingered her enormous helmet til she came.

Helmet by spunkjordan June 5, 2016

Food Fiesta 

A gleeful celebration of eating done by obese women, usually as a way to compensate for emotional stress.

Betty Jo just got dumped by Bob, so she assuaged her emotional stress by having an epic food fiesta.

Food Fiesta by spunkjordan June 4, 2016

Cock Swap 

When two girls mutually agree to "swap" their respective boyfriend's cock for the other's.

Mary and Betty were tired of fucking their boyfriends, so they agreed to cock swap for the night.

Cock Swap by spunkjordan June 4, 2016

Three Hole Hoedown 

A sexually competitive competition in which several girls get three different guys to cum in their mouth, ass, and pussy consecutively. The winner accomplishes the task first.

Mary, Suzy and Betty had a three hole hoedown, and Mary was the winner as usual.

Three Hole Hoedown by spunkjordan June 4, 2016

Fuck Fart 

What happens when a girl's holes are so loose that there are constant slurping noises as you pound away. Can apply to pussy or ass.

Banging Mary was fun, but her holes are so busted out it was a veritable fuck fart symphony all night.

Fuck Fart by spunkjordan June 4, 2016

Hail Damage 

Dimples on the ass that are caused by an extreme amount of subcutaneous (fatty) tissue.

That girl's ass is so fat it must have sustained a huge amount of hail damage.

Hail Damage by spunkjordan May 26, 2016

Titty tamer 

A bra that supports huge, jiggling tits.

That girls knockers are so huge it must take a cotton field to make one titty tamers!!

Titty tamer by spunkjordan May 23, 2016