Food Fiesta

A gleeful celebration of eating done by obese women, usually as a way to compensate for emotional stress.

Betty Jo just got dumped by Bob, so she assuaged her emotional stress by having an epic food fiesta.

by spunkjordan June 04, 2016

Helmet

A big, meaty clitoris that is very prominent when a girl is naked.

Dude, when I was fucking Mary she fingered her enormous helmet til she came.

by spunkjordan June 06, 2016

Virgin Vault

The all girls freshman dorm typically found at most universities and colleges. Populated by sexually inexperienced students.

Dude, let's hit up the virgin vault this Friday night and see if we can score with a freshman.

by spunkjordan June 06, 2016

Titty tamer

A bra that supports huge, jiggling tits.

That girls knockers are so huge it must take a cotton field to make one titty tamers!!

by spunkjordan May 01, 2016

Cock Swap

When two girls mutually agree to "swap" their respective boyfriend's cock for the other's.

Mary and Betty were tired of fucking their boyfriends, so they agreed to cock swap for the night.

by spunkjordan June 05, 2016

Stumps

Synonym for "cankles". When someones calf muscles are so fat that they are as big at the ankle as they are anywhere else along the leg.

Damn, Suzys cankles have gotten even bigger. They have moved into stumps status!

by spunkjordan November 05, 2021

Hail Damage

Dimples on the ass that are caused by an extreme amount of subcutaneous (fatty) tissue.

That girl's ass is so fat it must have sustained a huge amount of hail damage.

by spunkjordan May 27, 2016