slidin' a biden

When taking a shit and it slips out easy and with minimal effort.

Damn Bob, you were in the shitter for only two minutes. You must have been slidin' a biden!

by spunkjordan November 04, 2021

Three Hole Hoedown

A sexually competitive competition in which several girls get three different guys to cum in their mouth, ass, and pussy consecutively. The winner accomplishes the task first.

Mary, Suzy and Betty had a three hole hoedown, and Mary was the winner as usual.

by spunkjordan June 04, 2016

Foid

Derivative of feminoid. A foid is a militant feminist who hates men, but is constantly looking for a man to mooch off of or to support her and her eight kids.

That foid needs to get off public assistance and find a job.

by spunkjordan January 10, 2021

Stumps

Synonym for "cankles". When someones calf muscles are so fat that they are as big at the ankle as they are anywhere else along the leg.

Damn, Suzys cankles have gotten even bigger. They have moved into stumps status!

by spunkjordan November 04, 2021

Fuck Fart

What happens when a girl's holes are so loose that there are constant slurping noises as you pound away. Can apply to pussy or ass.

Banging Mary was fun, but her holes are so busted out it was a veritable fuck fart symphony all night.

by spunkjordan June 04, 2016

Food Fiesta

A gleeful celebration of eating done by obese women, usually as a way to compensate for emotional stress.

Betty Jo just got dumped by Bob, so she assuaged her emotional stress by having an epic food fiesta.

by spunkjordan June 04, 2016

Stayroma

Ass funk that's left over in the bathroom after someone takes a healthy shit. Usually lingers despite all efforts to eliminate odor.

Bro, Mary took a massive shit and her intoxicating stayroma is making me gag!

by spunkjordan June 05, 2016