spunkjordan's definitions

Slut Ranch

Term used in reference to a sorority house on a college campus that's filled with promiscuous sorority girls.

Dude, if you wanna get laid go party at the Pi Beta Pi house. That place is the biggest slut ranch on campus.

by spunkjordan June 5, 2016

Stayroma

Ass funk that's left over in the bathroom after someone takes a healthy shit. Usually lingers despite all efforts to eliminate odor.

Bro, Mary took a massive shit and her intoxicating stayroma is making me gag!

by spunkjordan June 5, 2016

Tit-Tac

A small breasted girl who can easily pull off going braless cuz her tits are as big as tic tacs.

Check out Mary's tit-tacs...they are so small she's never had to purchase a bra.

by spunkjordan June 5, 2016

Helmet

A big, meaty clitoris that is very prominent when a girl is naked.

Dude, when I was fucking Mary she fingered her enormous helmet til she came.

by spunkjordan June 5, 2016

Foid

Derivative of feminoid. A foid is a militant feminist who hates men, but is constantly looking for a man to mooch off of or to support her and her eight kids.

That foid needs to get off public assistance and find a job.

by spunkjordan January 10, 2021

Landwhale

A grossly overweight female who tries to come off as attractive but is obviously aware of her large stature.

Guys, remember when Mary used to go to the gym?? Now shes let herself go and became an epic landwhale!!

by spunkjordan November 4, 2021

Stumps

Synonym for "cankles". When someones calf muscles are so fat that they are as big at the ankle as they are anywhere else along the leg.

Damn, Suzys cankles have gotten even bigger. They have moved into stumps status!

by spunkjordan November 4, 2021