13 definitions by sprtagt
When you go to the gym in January and you have to battle for equipment because of all the people who made New Year's resolutions to get in shape.
I was almost killed in the Resolutionary War while fighting to get on a treadmill. I can't wait for February when things will be back to normal.
by sprtagt January 7, 2016
(1) The modern, 'politically correct' way to refer to a sweatshop.
(2) A term that allows celebrity pitch folks to feel as though workers can get a great 'workout' while they're working.
(2) A term that allows celebrity pitch folks to feel as though workers can get a great 'workout' while they're working.
Hey, I heard the Kardashians are gonna get busted for using sweatshop labor.
That's Bikram labor bro. Perfectly acceptable in this day and age!
That's Bikram labor bro. Perfectly acceptable in this day and age!
by sprtagt December 22, 2011
Person, typically a woman, who's in to yoga, organic foods, alternative folk music, liberal causes and is probably a vegetarian, but also loves expensive jewelry, wines (typically red), expensive clothes, lots of traveling (in nice hotels).
Sally's a vegetarian and only eats organic foods, so after her yoga class she shops at Whole Foods, and she cares about keeping a small carbon footprint, so she drives there in her Tesla. Of course, while she's there, she sees a great California cabernet for only $69, and buys six.
Yeah, she's a hippy: a glamour hippy.
Yeah, she's a hippy: a glamour hippy.
by sprtagt August 5, 2014
by sprtagt September 9, 2010
It's what you say when you're traveling for business, typically at a trade show or event, and you want to go back to your hotel room to use the crapper.
by sprtagt May 10, 2011
Someone who only believes in god when car keys are missing, car won't start, police lights are in the rear view mirror, car is getting annual inspection, there's traffic when he's late.
Sally: John's an atheist right?
Ted: No, he's a Cartholic. I was at his house and he couldn't find his keys. He was like, 'Dear god, please help me find my keys. If I find them I'll go to church this Sunday.'
Sally: Oh, what a douche.
Ted: No, he's a Cartholic. I was at his house and he couldn't find his keys. He was like, 'Dear god, please help me find my keys. If I find them I'll go to church this Sunday.'
Sally: Oh, what a douche.
by sprtagt March 26, 2014