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HE WAS THE SAVIOR AND NOW THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE HALLELUJAH #LLJ IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER SON AND HOLY SPIRIT JAHMEN
by spotlight ah moonlight ah January 15, 2023
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P1: Holy shit, is that jah?

P2: On gekyumes foreskin?
P1: Hark! The LORD has returned! HalleluJah! LLJ! Jahmen!
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When you would’ve laughed so hard at something but now your reformed and your out of rehab and you don’t laugh as much; you still find the thing that you were laughing at equally funny, but you don’t physically laugh as much anymore.
Old me: MPFFTTTT LMFAO THIS IS SO FUNNY ROFL
Reformed me: *slight chuckle* ha. That’s cool, but I am building a laugh tolerance.
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That drool that spills out of your mouth when you sleeping

When you wake up it’s dry
How did you sleep?
Pretty good, ngl. Finna take a shower to get rid of the shizzle.
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Somewhere where your information is being stolen.
Xnxx is the best porn site ever but it comes at a price: your soul
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talk to you later hugs and kisses

usually used when boomers try to be "hip" and "cool" but fail horribly.
TTYLXOX !!
ok ttyl!
by spotlight ah moonlight ah August 27, 2021
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