spotlight ah moonlight ah 's definitions

Ambulance chaser

Attention whore, getting themselves fucked up so the ambulance will be obligated to pick them up, resulting in lil jolts of happiness every time they take someone’s attention.

Friend: Holy shit dude did you hear John Doe broke his femur??

Me: Ambulance chaser. I used to be a slut for people paying attention to me, but then I put on my big boy pants and realized how buttfucked it actually is.

by spotlight ah moonlight ah January 7, 2024

communist canada

Canada is now a filthy commie. It is now your “opp”.

Communist canada will never be the same ;(

by spotlight ah moonlight ah July 1, 2023

LLJ

LONG LIVE JAHSEH (ONFROY)

LLJ LLJ LLJ LLJ LLJ LLJ LLJ LLJ LLJ LLJ

by spotlight ah moonlight ah April 7, 2022

moobs

you are all morons.

99% of the time, it is actually a medical condition called gynecomastia.

1% it is called pseudo-gynecomastia.

i had gynecomastia, NOT MOOBS, and i nearly killed myself because of it.
smh

by spotlight ah moonlight ah April 23, 2022

Love

It’s not about making yourself happy; it’s about making someone else feel happy.

Love love my girlfriend :)

by spotlight ah moonlight ah December 4, 2023

FDA

A lovechild with its parents being big pharma and big ag.

The FDA is a puppet.

by spotlight ah moonlight ah May 8, 2024

undo typing

Something that your iPhone says when you sneeze

*undo typing?* says iPhone

Me: kys

by spotlight ah moonlight ah May 4, 2023