spork's definitions

sub-retardation

below the normal level of retardation

billy bob joe has been recently diagnosed with sub-retardation

by spork January 30, 2003

upedad

a skottish muffin that goes by the name willie.

I ate a upedad for snack time in my little daycare

by spork August 14, 2003

magic mushroom

A mushroom commonly found in flat, square boxes labelled with a question mark. There are three varieties. A red one which will double your height, a green one which will revive you when you die then disappear, and a purple one which is poisonous.

Had I not grabbed the Magic Mushroom, I would not have made it to world 8.

by Spork August 27, 2003

HyperHacker

A ROM hacker who actually knows wtf he's talking about.

HyperHacker > j00,

by Spork August 27, 2003

Chamorro

Someone from Guam.

'Yo, Guamolian, you're Guamish, right?'
'No, Chamorro, idoit.'

by Spork April 6, 2004

0-ram

0-RAM: Interjection similar to many others, can be used in a variety of ways.

Verb: You got 0-RAMmed.
Noun: 0-RAM!!!

by Spork March 27, 2004

virus

my bad. I'm not a doctor. Yeah. Anyhow, e.coli isn't a virus, but you can get it from eating really really old hamburgers. No need to freak out about it.

E.coli is not a virus. I was wrong. I deserve to die a horrible death.

by SPORK October 3, 2003