Vashti

Vashti - Proper Noun.

1.) Crazy Lady at Amy Biehl High School.

2.) To be forgetful or absent-minded; To "pull a Vashti"

"Where did I place my keys? Oh dear, I've pulled a Vashti."

by Spork May 03, 2004

virus

my bad. I'm not a doctor. Yeah. Anyhow, e.coli isn't a virus, but you can get it from eating really really old hamburgers. No need to freak out about it.

E.coli is not a virus. I was wrong. I deserve to die a horrible death.

by SPORK October 03, 2003

virus

A sickness that people get when, say, they let their dog lick their face, or they drink really old milk. Also, a way to tell if you're a nerd is if when you hear the word "virus" you automatically think computer virus instead of a biological virus.

When I ate the three-month old hamburger, I got a virus called E. coli.

by SPORK August 24, 2003

upedad

a skottish muffin that goes by the name willie.

I ate a upedad for snack time in my little daycare

by spork August 14, 2003

teh

a retarded way to say "the" usually used by "1337 h4x0r"s on chat rooms.

"I am teh 1337est" said the 1337 h4x0r.

by SPORK October 28, 2003

HyperHacker

A ROM hacker who actually knows wtf he's talking about.

HyperHacker > j00,

by Spork August 27, 2003

spork

And on the 8th day, God decided that Adam and Eve needed a multipurpose silverware item. Thus, the spork, a combination of the prongede wrath of the fork and the carrying capacity of the spoon. Sporks are thought to be the most holiest of silverware. They are the only ones possible of freeing us from the evil clutches of the finger foods. There only weakness is that they can't stay outside after 12:00 on the night of the summer solstice.

Spork, God's true gift to men.

by Spork April 16, 2005