9 definitions by splocious
A direct contender to Big Eck as one of Govan Baws alter egos.
A no nonsense Arab renowned for getting 'Das Thunder Caber' out to bring the misbehaving young team into line.
A no nonsense Arab renowned for getting 'Das Thunder Caber' out to bring the misbehaving young team into line.
Theres Govan Baws gone into full Sheik ma Boaby mode again. Did you see him skelp that wee fandan with Das Thunder Caber. Wee cu t didn't know what hit him. He's just lucky it wasn't Big Eck.
by splocious August 6, 2023
Somebody who's idea of a good time is to exercise their gag reflex by ramming large cocks down their throat.
Check the state of that mad thrappler, he's flinging that disco banger down his throat like a runaway train.
by splocious February 10, 2019
"Richard Gough's got a hairy beanbag" chanted with exuberant enthusiasm to highlight Richard's sole positive and defining physical feature.
"Check the nick of that cunt Gough's Hairy Banbag. It looks like a midget hairy Maggie caterpillar without the personality."
"Check the nick of that cunt Gough's Hairy Banbag. It looks like a midget hairy Maggie caterpillar without the personality."
by splocious May 24, 2020
Generally whilst muntered, on a hunt for nothing in particular yet looking for something of interest.
Hey Senga ya bucket, check that double dunted cunt o'er there. He's heavy oot oan day release doin' a bit o' pure mad ploutering!
by splocious January 15, 2012
Thunderwear, progressive disco banger holders, a place yer tadger can take stock without fear of scorn.
He's a different person with those shants on. Stoating about with reckless abandon and chapping folk with little more than a smudge.
by splocious December 3, 2021
I'm away for a Kilbride mate. I suggest you avoid the phone box for the next hour or so or you might get a swatch of Kilmore's number one disco tadger.
by splocious March 30, 2022
Mechanic : Any chance I can get some batteries for ma double ender please pal?
Storekeeper of the year: oh ya hoor ye, you must've been fair pummeling yerself . I gave you a full set yesterday.
Mechanic: aye, a was right in about it last night ken.
Storekeeper of the year: oh ya hoor ye, you must've been fair pummeling yerself . I gave you a full set yesterday.
Mechanic: aye, a was right in about it last night ken.
by splocious May 6, 2019