sparky1221's definitions

Safety Guy

Someone who at every chance will slow the job down. By far the most hated person on any job. They can often be found wearing rock climbing gear, and a chin strap bicycle helmet skulking around the site. Will write you up and ruin your day if given the chance. Normally are divorced and hated by their children. Will cower and cry when confronted. In order to become a safety guy you must hate your life and every life decision you’ve made before accepting the position.

The safety guy keeps writing me up for useless nonsense.

The safety guy is an absolute asshole stay away from him

That dudes wife keeps cheating on him I bet he’s a safety guy

by sparky1221 May 3, 2023

Boof

A word used to describe a situation or object that is in disarray or shambles. When a good situation turns sour. Or when an object is of super poor quality.

This phone is boof it lags all the time, and the screen is cracked.

Your wheels are boof dude did you buy them off wish?

This party is boof let’s bounce and find something else to do

by sparky1221 May 3, 2023

Clapped

The Swiss Army knife of words, the holy grail that can be sprinkled into any sentence.

Adj. An object that is beaten, broken, ugly, or of terrible condition

Adj. A lower class woman who has been passed around, a hoe if you will.

That truck is clapped the fuck out, look at all the rust

Those wheels are clapped, you curbed the fuck out of them

She’s clapped bro, she’s been passed around I wouldn’t attempt

by sparky1221 May 3, 2023

U-Turn

A sexual act preformed while driving. When a woman preforms oral while your driving, and you switch roles going down the road and begin to eat her out while she drives. Can be preformed at a stoplight or stop sign. Also known as reverse road head.

She was giving me roadhead, so after I finished we pulled a U-Turn at the stop sign.

by sparky1221 May 3, 2023

Double Whammy

When your side piece and your main chick bump into each other. When you accidentally double book your hoes and they cross paths. Can end up in a threesome if planned accordingly.

I accidentally pulled a double whammy, now both my hoes are upset with me.

by sparky1221 May 3, 2023

Mar Mar

A woman with an absolute dump truck of a posterior. So thicc that she will have you acting up in church. When god made her he knew what he was doing. If the average person had 3 wishes two of them would be to smash and then 3rd wish would be for more wishes.

Mar Mar has an absolute dump truck of an ass. I would beat them cheeks like a drum.

Look at that Mar Mar over there

by sparky1221 May 3, 2023

Bird dog

The act of watching or staring at a worker as they perform a job. Is often preformed by the foreman, supervisor, or anyone in a position of power. A totally unjust act that doesn’t actually help the job along, and just irritates and pisses off the workers

Look at Andy over there bird doggin the guys. What a fucking douche.

Andy would sit and bird dog the guys, even though the job was on schedule just to be a dick.

by sparky1221 May 3, 2023