sparky's definitions

a duck!

A small featherey creature commonly found in parks and in ponds.

"Would you like to buy a duck?"
"A what?"
"A duck!"
"Does it quack?"
"Of course it quacks! Its a duck!"

by Sparky November 25, 2003

donkey show

An act where a horny woman gets corn-holed by a raging horny ass

That chick was in a donkey show last night!

by sparky March 20, 2004

Beadle

a total prick

ure beadle

by sparky November 29, 2003

cactus

one of the if not the best bass player on the face of the earth. Fromerly of the band Phish.

and if you could only hear cactus, cactus would this say...

by sparky October 29, 2004

goo-port

1. The saucy center of someone's meat curtains.

I stuck me stork in her glistening goo-port.

by Sparky October 22, 2003

Edward Gorey

A writer/illustrator/set designer who was known for his macabre themes and victorian-style illustrations.

Have you seen Edward Gorey's set for Dracula? It's incredible.

by Sparky March 2, 2005

shiznid

1. An obnoxious person.
2. One who speaks without knowledge or reason.
3. In general, a shit head.

Wow, that shiznid keeps interrupting our intelligent conversations.

by Sparky December 13, 2004