sparky's definitions

donkey show

An act where a horny woman gets corn-holed by a raging horny ass

That chick was in a donkey show last night!

by sparky March 20, 2004

signal 12

A raging fire, usually a building, see signal 10, this is to a greater degree.

That dumbass forgot to unplug the lights on his Christmas tree and ended up signal 12ing his house!

by sparky December 5, 2003

robeast

Evil half robot, half freak monster from retro cartoon "Voltron".

"Princess Alora to Hank. We've gotta kill that robeast!"

by Sparky May 16, 2003

Edward Gorey

A writer/illustrator/set designer who was known for his macabre themes and victorian-style illustrations.

Have you seen Edward Gorey's set for Dracula? It's incredible.

by Sparky March 2, 2005

goo-port

1. The saucy center of someone's meat curtains.

I stuck me stork in her glistening goo-port.

by Sparky October 22, 2003

shiznid

1. An obnoxious person.
2. One who speaks without knowledge or reason.
3. In general, a shit head.

Wow, that shiznid keeps interrupting our intelligent conversations.

by Sparky December 13, 2004

Jeepy

Loves his jeeps! If it's Olive Drab he's into it....if it's over 60 years old he finds it interesting....if it flies he wants to fly in it! If it has rubber on each corner he'll want to thrash it round a track.

Also has a very cute butt, an amazing tongue, beeeg blue eyes, and is a fab boyfriend ;-)

Go to any WW2 airfield and you will find one :-D

by Sparky December 8, 2004