dingleberries

Little beads of shit stuck to one's anal hairs.

Eew! I was giving my girlfriend a rim-job only to find myself slurping her dingleberries!

by sparky April 05, 2004

Beadle

a total prick

ure beadle

by sparky November 29, 2003

northern monkey

Anyone from up north that has a silly name like KEEDA, and thinks they are hard but are really soft as a chocolate fire guard!

Keeda is a Northern Monkey xXx

by Sparky February 02, 2004

flumped

A term created by Sparky teh wonderful, meaning the same as owned, pwned, snuffed and things like that.

* Pk Art-of-War was slaughtered by PK Sparkz *

Sparkz: Flumped

by Sparky November 28, 2004

cactus

one of the if not the best bass player on the face of the earth. Fromerly of the band Phish.

and if you could only hear cactus, cactus would this say...

by sparky October 30, 2004

robeast

Evil half robot, half freak monster from retro cartoon "Voltron".

"Princess Alora to Hank. We've gotta kill that robeast!"

by Sparky May 16, 2003

mutually assured destruction

The outrightly suicidal strategy of nations protecting themselves from nuclear (or, in more recent days, chemical or biological) attack by preparing enough weapons to reduce the attacking country to rubble even as they are themselves wiped out.

Basically, if you're going to be screwed over, make sure the rest of the world is, too.

During the Cold War, the US and the USSR built massive stockpiles of nuclear weapons while following a strategy of mutually assured destruction

by Sparky August 31, 2003