Don Shula

A closet Jets fan. Former Colts and Dolphins coach.

It was said that, when Don Shula passed away, his last words were "J! E! T! S! JETS! JETS! JETS!"

by southplainshttredskins May 07, 2020

Pete Gross

Seattle's biggest Raider fan. If he were alive today, he'd be a Ramfan.

Because of Pete Gross's Raider fandom, the Seahawks hired Tom Flores in 1992.

by southplainshttredskins April 28, 2020

Damar Hamlin

Flopper. Drama king. Faker. Histrionic man-child.

If you thought Jim Bakker was a drama king, then Damar Hamlin is ten times worse.

Damar Hamlin's stunt made Hunter Kelly want to pull for the Dolphins.

by southplainshttredskins January 10, 2023

Patrick Mahomes

A complete tool.

Patrick Mahomes's act is getting old.

by southplainshttredskins January 19, 2020

Bill Maddox

A longtime Lubbock news anchor who was also a closet Aggie superfan.

Bill Maddox says, "Gig 'em, Aggies."

by southplainshttredskins April 28, 2020

Swiftie

A domestic terrorist.

Swifties are signing up in record numbers to vote Demoncrat. If you're a Swiftie, you're asking for four more years of Biden and Co. You're destroying this country's moral fiber; so, you are a domestic terrorist.

by southplainshttredskins October 24, 2023

College

An awesome place; no need for partying, we'll say. If you're trying to get into a Public or Private Ivy for graduate work (especially in mathematics), get to know your professors here. People give them a BAD rap, but they are good, honest people (for the most part). This is a place to lose yourself in studying, in research, in intellectual discussion. And no, it is NOT a waste of money (unless one so chooses) IF and ONLY IF you spend it wisely. I am a sophomore mathematics major, and I LOVE COLLEGE.

The best time of my life, college, from Southwestern Oklahoma State University in Weatherford, Oklahoma, USA.

by southplainshttredskins April 09, 2009